Katsa Darksword (Election coverage in my journal)

[KatsaDarksword]

Alex, it's five on one and she's actually got a point. Don't even try it.
Tiara: Wait a moment, some guy's coming up onstage.
Announcer: We're sorry to interrupt your time, but we have just received word that five other candidates have been enrolled in the election.
GranKuwagamon: Oh goody. *chuckles* I love when these people think they have a chance in elections.
Hobbes: I sincerely doubt you pay any attention to politics, Granny. The day you care about what happens in the government is the day I spontaniously turn into a Gaomon. stare
Announcer: The first of these candidates, representing the... um... Harbinger party (newly formed) is... how do you pronounce this... Mr. Sephiroth.
All: WHAT?!?! gonk gonk eek
I knew he wasn't gone for good. crying  

[Kochou Rairakku]

Katsa Darksword

Alex, it's five on one and she's actually got a point. Don't even try it.
Tiara: Wait a moment, some guy's coming up onstage.
Announcer: We're sorry to interrupt your time, but we have just received word that five other candidates have been enrolled in the election.
GranKuwagamon: Oh goody. *chuckles* I love when these people think they have a chance in elections.
Hobbes: I sincerely doubt you pay any attention to politics, Granny. The day you care about what happens in the government is the day I spontaniously turn into a Gaomon. stare
Announcer: The first of these candidates, representing the... um... Harbinger party (newly formed) is... how do you pronounce this... Mr. Sephiroth.
All: WHAT?!?! gonk gonk eek
I knew he wasn't gone for good. crying

stare

son of a.........great.......the world is going to end........i'll be moving to the moon if u guys need me xp  

[KatsaDarksword]

Announcer: And for our next candidate, representing the Wizards Party, Mr. Voldemort. *said candidate walks on stage after Sephiroth* And representing the Mutantion Party, Mr. Sylar. *he walks onstage as well*
Hobbes: That explains why they all left after their book club meeting.
Hooray. cry We're all dead.  

[Kochou Rairakku]

Katsa Darksword

Announcer: And for our next candidate, representing the Wizards Party, Mr. Voldemort. *said candidate walks on stage after Sephiroth* And representing the Mutantion Party, Mr. Sylar. *he walks onstage as well*
Hobbes: That explains why they all left after their book club meeting.
Hooray. cry We're all dead.

move to the moon its a lot safer  

[KatsaDarksword]

Announcer: Next, representing the Sith Party, Mr. Emperor Palpatine. *the Emperor is rolled in on a wheelchair by Darth Vader*
Calvin: Mace Windu was killed by that guy?
Tiara: Well, the guy was coming on in his years. It's been a while since the movies came out.
Announcer: And finally, representing the Machina Party, Mr. Bender. *Bender walks onstage, shaking his butt towards the audience and singing a nameless tune*
eek eek This election might be worth sticking around for. Once it's done, then I'll probably move to the moon.  

[Kochou Rairakku]

Katsa Darksword

Announcer: Next, representing the Sith Party, Mr. Emperor Palpatine. *the Emperor is rolled in on a wheelchair by Darth Vader*
Calvin: Mace Windu was killed by that guy?
Tiara: Well, the guy was coming on in his years. It's been a while since the movies came out.
Announcer: And finally, representing the Machina Party, Mr. Bender. *Bender walks onstage, shaking his butt towards the audience and singing a nameless tune*
eek eek This election might be worth sticking around for. Once it's done, then I'll probably move to the moon.

oh yea.........idk if there is more than one house up there......  

[Tophertales]

oh... dear... eek
what do you mean? I've never heard of these guys  

[KatsaDarksword]

Well, I guess you're the lucky one, Kapurimon. gonk
Announcer: Now the new candidates will issue the slogans for their campaign, starting with Mr. Sephiroth. *Sephi steps up to the mic*
Calvin: I don't think I'll ever get used to this "Mr. Sephiroth" title.
Sephiroth: *clears his throat and stares at the audience* Vote for me or I'll kill you. *steps back as reporters start saying things and snapping pictures*
Announcer: And now, Mr. Voldemort. *Volde steps up*
Voldemort: *muttering* Long-haired b*****d... stole my slogan... fine then... *speaks up* If you don't vote for me, I'll kill you. Avada Kedavra! *kills a random person in the audience with his curse and steps back as more reporters take pictures.
Tiara: Well, we're screwed.  

[Kochou Rairakku]

Katsa Darksword

Well, I guess you're the lucky one, Kapurimon. gonk
Announcer: Now the new candidates will issue the slogans for their campaign, starting with Mr. Sephiroth. *Sephi steps up to the mic*
Calvin: I don't think I'll ever get used to this "Mr. Sephiroth" title.
Sephiroth: *clears his throat and stares at the audience* Vote for me or I'll kill you. *steps back as reporters start saying things and snapping pictures*
Announcer: And now, Mr. Voldemort. *Volde steps up*
Voldemort: *muttering* Long-haired b*****d... stole my slogan... fine then... *speaks up* If you don't vote for me, I'll kill you. Avada Kedavra! *kills a random person in the audience with his curse and steps back as more reporters take pictures.
Tiara: Well, we're screwed.

*Axel is nowhere to be found*
His digimon: y did he leave us here?! gonk
Announcer: wait i heard there was one more candidate.........his name is Mr. Axel
His digimon: WTF?!?!?!!? eek  

[Tear_Angel]

Who in their right mind would wanna vote for those candidates??? We're doomed I tell ya if one of them wins. DOOOOOMED!!!! gonk scream scream

Youta: Well, I'd vote for Sephiroth! biggrin 3nodding

*stares in shock at Youta* Um, since when did you got out?!? Besides, you ain't voting whatsoever!!

Youta: Darn!! crying crying  

[Kochou Rairakku]

tear-blooded_angel

Who in their right mind would wanna vote for those candidates??? We're doomed I tell ya if one of them wins. DOOOOOMED!!!! gonk scream scream

Youta: Well, I'd vote for Sephiroth! biggrin 3nodding

*stares in shock at Youta* Um, since when did you got out?!? Besides, you ain't voting whatsoever!!

Youta: Darn!! crying crying

Snake: Youta! ^^ heart
Omega and Zeromaru: not again...... gonk
Omega: Axel would speak to u two but appairently hes also running too............-.-  

[Rinexe]

sephy would be better then Bush...  

[Tear_Angel]

Yeah, having a crazed president would definitely be a nice change. stare I don't think so.

Youta: *looks at Omega, Snake, and Zeromaru* Long time no see, you guys. biggrin

Wait...Axel's running?!? eek Well, at least there's one candidate who hasn't lost his senses yet...I think I'll vote for him. 3nodding  

[Kochou Rairakku]

tear-blooded_angel

Yeah, having a crazed president would definitely be a nice change. stare I don't think so.

Youta: *looks at Omega, Snake, and Zeromaru* Long time no see, you guys. biggrin

Wait...Axel's running?!? eek Well, at least there's one candidate who hasn't lost his senses yet...I think I'll vote for him. 3nodding

All 3: hey Youta ^^

Omega: he should have a chance.........unless everybody dies due to sephi and volde's speeches sweatdrop

Clone Axel: hey Angel! sorry i would be here for real...........but as u see i'm up there  

[Tear_Angel]

Heh. Like they'd have a chance in killing me. Besides, if they kill everybody, who'd vote for them? stare

Youta: *stares at Clone Axel* You'd look like Axel's long-lost twin!! xd