Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Rellik San]

zz1000zz is FAHABULOUS DAHARLINGS!  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is currently pregnant....By the peanut butter and jelly sandwhich he had sex with  

[Rellik San]

^Will be godmother to the child.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Actually wanted the Peanut butter and jelly sandwhich's cousin,Fried peanut butter and banana sandwhich to be the godmother,but I was the best he could do  

[Beatngufan]

^ had an arranged marriage with the kid as soon as the child reaches 21  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Plans to murder me,so she can marry Rellik's Peanut butter and Jelly butt baby.  

[Rellik San]

^Intends to assassinate me, so she can be married to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich in my stead.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Cheated on the Peanut butter and Jelly sandwhich,with the Fried Peanut butter and banana sandwhich.
...CAN YOU NOT SATISFY YOUR PEANUT BUTTER LUST?? gonk  

[Rellik San]

^ Is using the sandwhiches as a clever metaphor for one of my former relationships.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^actually believes that I am that smart  

[Rellik San]

^Actually isn't that smart... of course has remembered this isn't the lie thread  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Does things to himself at night while thinking of the Peter Griffin picture in my sig...He thinks really fat guys in mini skirts are sexy gonk  

[zz1000zz]

Blackrose Kaire is a fat guy in a mini skirt.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Likes to imagine Peter in hot pants  

[OverlordMMM]

^ prefers peter in a three piece bikini.......1 piece for his bottom.....and 1 piece for each breast....