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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:37 pm
i just had to get rid of it it was being mean and chased my family away.
the next person is being punished for not coming to my birthday party when i gave them a free plane ticket to the Bahamas with me
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:49 pm
I already had plans made for something else before you asked!
Next person is being punished for farting on the train when it's packed with passengers. Seriously, it reeks!
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:16 pm
I wasn't me, it was the dog ;P
the next person is being punished for mistaking a cop for a stripper.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:36 pm
He was way too good-looking!
Next person is being punished for burning dinner.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:57 pm
But I didn't mean to take my eyes off of it for a while...
The next person is getting arrested for smuggling clams...
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:18 pm
The clams here aren't as good as the ones across the border!
Next person is being punished for making weird-shaped pizzas at the local pizza place when it wasn't the customers request.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:31 pm
You can blame the chef who was on duty that night =A=
the next person is being punished by showing me things that I will need to to bleach my eyes out for the next couple of years or so.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:34 pm
I warned you beforehand and you still wanted to see it!
Next person is being punished for selling gimmicky products that don't work.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:54 pm
Guilty as charged...Blame people's stupidity not my engineering feets to swindle them.
The next person below me is Guilty of trying to drink from my wings, and shall be punished!
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:51 am
I was thirsty! And there wasn't any clean water left in the house!
The next person is being punished for making my house too cold during the summer
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:11 pm
I'm sorry but it was too hot inside! Besides I forgot that you're an animal.
Next person is being punished for pushing me in the water when I didn't want to go swimming in the ocean.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:32 pm
The hot blooded power of YOUTH demanded you go swimming
The next person is being punished for not being one with the power of YOUTH!
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:02 pm
I'm old, ok? Get over it already...
Next person is being punished for having bad vision and refusing to correct it. Seriously, just wear some glasses or contact lenses already.
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:30 pm
i am wearing glasses the next person is being punished for stealing candy from a child
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:01 am
It had nuts and the kid had an allergy.
The next person is being punished for putting the TV parental controls on with a password and making me miss my Murder Mystery Theater Marathon.
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