Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Wanderer Ganglari]

^ secret identity: minny mouse  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is secretly in love with minny mouse
(Am I the only one who has become bored with the whole secret identity thing?It would be fun if it had it's own topic though...)  

[ceilisidhe]

Blackrose Kaire's profile page might look "cool" but the harsh fact is that the roses are only black and shadowed because she doesn't know how to use the basic functions of photoshop and royally screwed up the picture of pink roses - let's not even go into the mess she was in when she tried uploading a Powerpuff Girls picture!  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is extremely picky about profiles,and he went on an angry killing rage when he found out that I just got a crappy pic from photobucket.com to make a crappy profile.
..20 people died...WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?! gonk  

[Free the immortal]

^ during the killing spree she lost her arm and then her hair  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

^lost some of his black during the rampage.  

[OverlordMMM]

....lost his urge to be evil....  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Was the only one who wasn't hurt during the rampage  

[zz1000zz]

Blackrose Kaire's public identity is Darkwing Duck.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is the 4 year old child sitting infront of the tv watching Darkwing duck on toon disney.  

[zz1000zz]

Blackrose Kaire became Darkwing Duck so she could molest the four year olds as they watched it.

Because no parent would believe the story the kid told.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Has learned how to make super fashionable and comfy clothes...out of the flesh of babies...
(Honestly the fact that I even know what Darkwing duck is makes me ashamed)  

[Rellik San]

^Has seen all of Count Duckula.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Took the baby he had with the Peanut butter and jelly sandwhich to the park...And some dumb kid ate it...Now he's all alone crying  

[Free the immortal]

^ enjoys watching super milk chan and blue gender at the same time