Galactic Travel and Information Help Desk (RP help)

[Nelowulf]

Its more that the representives are not elected, rather they are appointed.

As the Senate dictated that Kashyyyk was the main hub, they get to appoint the representatives to the senate. And being wookiees, they naturally appointed wookiees.


At least, that's how I gathered the political situation.  

[Sol Walker]

whatever works.
Frankly the political system of the Galaxy means very little to an outlaw. No matter who's in charge, they will continue to impose idiotic law upon law upon you until you become another mindless and happy taxable drone under their thumbs.  

[Nelowulf]

True.

But if there were no laws, then you'd be out of a job.  

[Sol Walker]

Nelowulf

True.

But if there were no laws, then you'd be out of a job.

Its a necessary evil.
In order for there to be Law, there must be Chaos, and Vise Versa.
all I can do is balance out Chaos so that Law doesnt tip the scales.  

[Nelowulf]

Cale Darksun

Nelowulf

True.

But if there were no laws, then you'd be out of a job.

Its a necessary evil.
In order for there to be Law, there must be Chaos, and Vise Versa.
all I can do is balance out Chaos so that Law doesnt tip the scales.

There's a problem. Too much Law will create chaos anyway. Hence, it is not a necessary evil.

Law is a neccessary evil, because without itself, it cannot perpetuate itself.  

[Sol Walker]

I Meant law was the necessary evil.
I'm on Chaos' side. hence the Outlaw shitck.  

[Nelowulf]

I thought you meant the outlaw was the necessary evil.

Either way, I don't care. I'm fluffy.  

[Sol Walker]

Nelowulf

I thought you meant the outlaw was the necessary evil.

Either way, I don't care. I'm fluffy.

No, your semi-naked.
wear a Sheep costume or something and then you'll be fluffy.
Now enough with the random banter.
This is an RP Help thread.  

[Nelowulf]

I need help.

My fluffy self doesn't know exactly how to sheer a wookiee safely. Anyone know?  

[Sol Walker]

Nelowulf

I need help.

My fluffy self doesn't know exactly how to sheer a wookiee safely. Anyone know?

Ige them a really big meal, and then let them fall a sleep. He'll be out like a light, giving you ample time to use an electric razor to shave him bald. becareful though, for while they may seem deaf when they're asleep, in twelve standard hours they'll awaken an then get pissed. like clock work.  

[Nelowulf]

And by the way, my fluffiness is about my girth, not my current follicle length.

There are five levels of fat: Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, Wide, and Dayum!  

[elvisnake]

Nelowulf

I need help.

My fluffy self doesn't know exactly how to sheer a wookiee safely. Anyone know?

Don't. Try. It.  

[Nelowulf]

elvisnake

Nelowulf

I need help.

My fluffy self doesn't know exactly how to sheer a wookiee safely. Anyone know?

Don't. Try. It.

Talk to the molecular reenforced restraints, cause the shaver don't want to hear it.  

[elvisnake]

Groaoaoaoaooaoaoar!  

[Nelowulf]

Hey, Both me and the Fettman know that even a strong wookiee has his limitations.