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 Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:31 pm
She always showed off my pic (when I was having a horrible hair day!) in her sig.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:31 pm
She believed she was my pimp. But she wasn't. surprised
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:33 pm
I was her pimp... never date someone you're pimping out sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:34 pm
Her marshmallow thing tried to attack me while we were having sex.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:37 pm
she kept complaining about my marshmallow attacking her during sex (really he just wanted in on the action) but her mimzy was doing the same thing to me
but she called what her mimzy did cute
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:39 pm
She never changed her underwear. Every night, I would see the same thing.
Cowboys.
Did I tell you how much I deplore cowboys?
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:41 pm
all she did was talk about cowboys
(little did she know I never wore underwear around her... it got in the way wink )
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:43 pm
She would undress me with her eyes when I wasn't looking.
She slept in the same bed as me.
She went wherever I went.
I think she was stalking me.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:57 pm
for about a week I was attached to her (super glue should have a warning on it before you use it xd )
plus her bed wasn't that comfy...
she looked better in my mind (you have no clue what she's hiding under there)
and I was stalking her date... she just happened to be there to
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 5:59 pm
Her hair was trippy. (No offense. I actually like it.)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:01 pm
she always saying nice things about me!
then divorced me... I didn't understand her
(you may like my hair but your whole avi is pretty kick a**)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:02 pm
We just couldn't understand each other. We didn't connect.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:04 pm
She reminded me of Tinkerbell too much. Then, I remembered that a fairy is the symbol for lesbians. (Since they're all girls.)
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:06 pm
She had a problem with me being a lesbian, even though she was girl. confused
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:29 pm
i found her in bed with a Zebra!
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