Lines You'll Never Hear

[Nelowulf]

General Grevious: I'm a transformer, robot in disguise!  

[ElladanKenet]

Starscream: Long live Galvatron!  

[Nelowulf]

Optimus Prime: Decepticons rock my soxxors!  

[ElladanKenet]

Hotrod: I wish I had two exhuasts. Then I could take it at both ends!  

[Sol Walker]

Grimlock: Do not mistake my unusual speach for idiocy. I assure you that I am a rather intelligent and capable thinker. Now then, TELL GRIMLOCK A STORY!!  

[Darkened Angel]

Empire is being oppressive as usual, stormies blast parts of a woman's house and it starts to burn, the woman runs out and falls on her knees a few meters from the door.

Chorus of women: Do do do doooooo! Do do do doooooo! Do do do doooooo! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Woman: I need a Jedi! I'll hold on until the end of the night. I need a Jedi! He's gotta be strong in the Force, and he's got have a saber, and he's gotta be bred for the fight. I need a Jedi!  

[ElladanKenet]

Copper- Why, in my day, Energon cost $ .97 per gallon! And we had to drive a hundred miles down the highway, straight through Decepticon territory just to get to it!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Leia and Padme: Mace!

Han(singing): Who's the black private d**k that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Leia and Padme: Mace!

Han(singing): You're damn right...
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?

Leia and Padme: Mace!

Han(singing): Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about...

Leia and Padme: Mace!

Han(singing): Right on...
You see this cat Mace is a bad mother- -

Leia and Padme: Shut your mouth!

Han(singing): But I'm talking about Mace

Leia and Padme: Then we can dig it

Han(singing): He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman...

Leia and Padme: Mace!  

[Missing00]

*Death star sirens are going off and everyone is panicking. Vader grabs an officer*

Vader: Why is everyone panicking? Are the rebles attacking?
Officer: N-N-No lord Vader.
Vader: Then why are you all panicking?
Officer: *points out a window* U-U-Unicron!
*Unicron then eats the Death star*  

[ElladanKenet]

Announcer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand in this corner, weighing in at 12 trillion megatons, and with two giant horns used to crush planets for food, the all-mighty Unicron!

Unicron- HOUAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Announcer- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand over yonder is that terrifying machine of destruction, built in under 3 years, and not even finished when it was destroyed. 8 Trillion megatons of metal and superlaser, it's the Death Star!

Death Star- 000111010101 11000010 0101001100 *Fires Super Laser*  

[Des Voh]

*Luke walkes through the Jedi Temple humming and singing*

Luke:I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Y-O-D-A Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
but, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda  

[ElladanKenet]

Leia- I love you.

Luke- I know. wink  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Luke: *walks in on C3-P0 and R2 in a tub of oil together*

Threepio: "Uh its not what it looks like! We were tired and we started hugging... one thing led to another..."

Artoo: Dwoo- doo

Luke: eek  

[Darkened Angel]

( In Bolba's palace, Duke is, for whatever reason, wearing skin-tight bulge-showing pants and a long, blond wig )

Duke: You remind me of the bantha.
Thugs: What bantha?
Duke: Bantha with the power.
Thugs: What power?
Duke: Power of poodoo.
Thugs: Who do?
Duke: You do.
Thugs: Do what?
Duke: Remind me of the bantha.

* Duke notices Diana looking at him in her half-blank, defeated-will expression *

Duke: Your eyes can be so cruel!

* Duke notices Bolba just put a bounty on some of his own thugs *

Duke: Just as I can be so cruel! * guns down the thugs with bounties *

Random Thug: DAVID BOWIE SUCKS!  

[Sol Walker]

What the Rebels said before "Remember Alderaan":

Rebel Trooper: (As he charges into battle) For Pony!!!!!