Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[OverlordMMM]

^ learned how to babysit from Michael Jackson....  

[Free the immortal]

^learned how to be a good parent from flava flava  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Learned math from kevin federline (or however that b*****d's last name is spelt..)  

[Rellik San]

^ Learned how to be feminine from The Undertaker  

[Beatngufan]

^ learned how to give head from the members of Insane Clown Posse

(we all know that the members are gay, conformists just don't want to know that their fav band is taking it up the a** rofl )  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Learned how to be witty from Family guy
(Thank you!Finally someone says it.We were all thinking it.)  

[Beatngufan]

^ wants starkes former head, which i carry around my waist for good luck!!!!  

[Free the immortal]

^stole my head when i died

(very true Beatngufan thumbs up for you icp are what ever the abrivation for them)  

[Beatngufan]

^ was stripper who wore a man thong and orange and black thigh-high tights domokun
(thanks!!! Stark espada!)  

[Free the immortal]

^was at the strip club every night
(your welcome)  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Wants to have Beatngufan's baby
(Yay baby shower!!! whee )  

[Free the immortal]

wants to be Beatngufan's husband^  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Wants to be my husband (what's wrong with you?! xd )  

[Free the immortal]

^ wants me to marry her(and nothing)  

[Beatngufan]

^ wants her to be a stripper and strip to the song barbie girl xd