What would you do if you woke up next to the person above u?

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

I'm sorry my profile hurt your eyes,
but it's a good if you need to be waken up xD

Tell you guys to take turns!
l o l . :'D

 

[Celes Xe]

Tie you down so you can't fly away, and make you read the phonebook!  

[dronze]

wonder who you are, where I am, how drunk I was, and how good it was for you....  

[TheEmoSalesman]

Panic. I would panic my a** off. Hyperventilating, fetal position, start chanting something comforting...  

[Demonic Repentance]

Roflll.

Cut your heart out, then eat it and run into the woods yelling abracadabra.  

[Celes Xe]

Put on enchanted armor so my heart stays where it is.  

[Demonic Repentance]

Snuggle closer to you and hug you~ heart  

[SandcastleBuilder]

Run before you try to kill me.  

[Demonic Repentance]

Kill you before you can try to run.  

[Zhadgon]

Go in a duel with you, now that i have two weapons.
.n_n.  

[Demonic Repentance]

Summon a level ninety-eight Minotaur to own your sorry a**.  

[Celes Xe]

Give you a cookie after you wash off all the blood from your slaying.  

[Zhadgon]

Then hug you and ask what do you want for breakfast.
.n_n.  

[RANC!D_UN!CORNS]

Turn on the radio
>W<

 

[dronze]

things.