Things that made your day today.

[worm squirm]

kvetching on the internet makes gwen live closer did you know?  

[HALEST0RM]

....i wasnt complaining about it, i was saying that talking to her made me happy...
but if youre talking about my reply to your comment, then i was simply stating the reason why it's an impossibility.  

[worm squirm]

no no i just really wanted to say kvetching
heart gonk  

[HALEST0RM]

hahahahahaha ohhhh ok.
i was like...oh. she's kinda rude. and it made me sad.  

[worm squirm]

like 20% of the time when im rude i really just wanna say cool words
the other 80% of the time i come up with better excuses or people laugh

dont be sad though
youre really cool  

[HALEST0RM]

hahaha ok.
thanks. :] you are too. you make me laugh at like everything you post. haha  

[worm squirm]

youre easily amused!!!  

[HALEST0RM]

haha no youre just really funny.
...ok maybe i am easily amused. but youre still really funny.  

[worm squirm]

no youre just easily amused



SO IM QUITTING SMOKING EXCEPT FOR WHEN I'M NOT
and all day people have been doing nothing except shitting in my face for everything in the whole world and obviously im frustrated because im quitting and then im also PMSing and my mom told me that the only place she sees people like me is national geographic and she asked where my giant septum tusk is. D:  

[HALEST0RM]

your mom=superbitch  

[worm squirm]

no seriously i wish i was one of them because my ears are only at about an inch and my lobes are too thin to go any bigger but they all have 4"+ lobes and i only wish i had that potential.
emo emo gonk

also my moms gonna love this: im contemplating piercing and stretching my septum to about a 0ish and wearing an earskin in it, so i can stick pencils and my dreads through it so that people wont talk to me.  

[HALEST0RM]

hahahahaha youre amazing  

[worm squirm]

i started stretching my ears when i was 12, so back then it wasn't very common so i could achieve that reaction with my ears all through my years of christian jr. high, but then scenefags blew up my success by making it popular to have gaping holes in your ears.

do you think indians might just be extra stretchy?  

[HALEST0RM]

eek i have gauges, but theyre only 1/2s
wow....
well, i guess they might be. maybe its cause their culture has been doing that for so long, they might build an immunity to it.  

[worm squirm]

you just lost 100% of any respect i might have had for you ever just by saying 'gauges'.


im ******** going to bed.