Lines You'll Never Hear

[Jaden_Ordo]

Jaden: Butt-less chaps really aren't that great.

*ducks for cover*  

[Sayla-girl]

Vader: I find your lack of faith in buttless chaps disturbing. *force chokes him*  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Jaden: So Sayla, who's the father?
Sayla: What?!
Jaden: So your not pregnant... well it was a fifty-fifty chance.  

[ElladanKenet]

Vader: *Beats Jaden with the Butt-less chaps*  

[elvisnake]

Luke: "I don't understand why butt-less chaps are so popular..."

Yoda: "That is why you fail."  

[Darkened Angel]

( Luke stands on a stage and starts reciting a poem. )

Alone in the night during a midnight storm,
I brace myself when I hear a tearful mourn.
I see a large beast of fur all cut and torn,
A creature that the Empire did hatefully scorn.
Quoth the Wookiee, " Rraaaaarrrlllll. "

It came to my house and knocked on my door,
Not once nor twice, not thrice, but four times more.
I opened it to see the creature appearing all sore,
As though it went to the heart of Imperial-ruled core.
Quoth the Wookiee, " Rraaaaarrrlllll. "

The best looked at me like a beggar so poor,
Giving out a barely audible roar.
It echoed throughout and shook the floor,
Suffering in agony all the wounds it wore.
Quoth the Wookiee, " Rraaaaarrrlllll. "  

[ElladanKenet]

{Han and Leia after he is just unfrozen from the Carbonite}

Han- Huh? Who's there?

Leia- You need to relax. You have Butt-less Cahps-less Depression Syndrome.

Han- Who are you?

Leia- *removes helment* Someone who found your butt-less chaps!

Han- Leia! *hug*

Leia- Come on, we gotta get you to your buttless chaps...

Muhmuhmuhmuh, who huh huh huh huh...

Han- ... I know that laught...

Hutt- {Aha! He woke up! Now I'm forced to wear his butt-less chaps! Behold!}

Han- Hey look Jabba, I was just coming to pay you off, but I got a little side-tracked... it's not my fault!

Jabba- {Silence! I wear the butt less chaps now!Throw him in the dungeon with the chewchilla, and get that minx into a metal bikini}

Leia- Crap.

DA- Yay, maybe she'll take a few of my rounds off.  

[Missing00]

Palpatine: Bweeeeeooooooeeeeeooooeeeeeep!  

[Darkened Angel]

( Jacen and some others are about to attack an Imp/Sith base. )

Guy 1: Okay, so before we go in there, we need to decide on who does what.
Guy 2: Does anyone have Force Heal?
Jacen: Let's do this! * charges in * JACEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SOOOOOLOOOOOOO!
Guy 1: Oh my God, he just ran in.

( later, most of the group is killed, Jacen and 1 other are captured )

Guy 1: Dammit, Jacen!  

[Nelowulf]

(( There's something about that which doesn't make it feel right...))

Palps: DAY-O!  

[ElladanKenet]

Anakin- Please sir, can I have some more?  

[Missing00]

Palpy: If you dont eat your meat you cant have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?!  

[Darkened Angel]

Palpy: At last, my planet-destroying creation is completed!
Vader: HI, PALPY!
Palpy: Vader! How many times have I told you to stay out of my Death Star!?
Vader: Oooooooh! What does THIS button do?
Palpy: NO, VADER, NO!

* Death Star explodes *  

[Sol Walker]

Nelo: (Rubs his hands together deviously as he devises some scheme) Cale, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Cale: I think so Nelo, but what if the chickens wont wear the Nylons?  

[Missing00]

Vader: What are we gonna do tommorow night Plapy?
Palpy: The same thing we do every night Vader...Try to take over the galaxy!