Why the guy above you should be arrested

[master_maji]

^ was arrested for having a disney orgy!  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for letting the air out of the tires on Cinderella's pumpkin coach.............  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for stealing the queens tarts

 

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for dealing in counterfeit glass slippers.  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for stealing Jack skellingtons head  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for stealing an hour of daylight savings time.  

[Macabre_Cogitation]

^ was arrested for trying to copyright the English alphabet  

[Beatngufan]

^ was arrested for trying to copyright the script to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo  

[Henneth Annun]

^Was arrested for trying to take over part of Saudi Arabia armed with a blowgun and a replica of a pipe-bomb  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ was arrested for performing 'examinations' on male models.  

[screwed pixie]

^ was arrested for sneaking into the White House to use the bathroom.  

[andreadawn101]

for being a heretic  

[Veruniel]

for arming New York City pigeons with dart guns.  

[Henneth Annun]

For being a gnome.  

[screwed pixie]

for stepping on a fairy.