Finish The Sentence Game

[cocoroko]

make a marshmallow house.

When I'm bored I...  

[Dr. OCD]

Eat penguins

If the devil were to come over to my house I would.....  

[Tommy Dionysus]

Do a curtsy and ask him to light my smoke and dance with me.

If I were a wanderlust king, I...  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

cuddle all the kittens in the land and eat bread on my balcony.

My first commandment as your new monarch would be...

 

[stellar sound]

to free the dragons.
My second commandment as your new monarch would be...  

[Vicious_Cuteness]

...Everyone must blast screamo music to the max and start a riot
Which would in turn cause...  

[paintxitorange]

...everyone's ears to bleed viciously.
But it's ok, cause we'd just get a...

 

[daynaleee]

GIANT Q-TIP for all to share xd
Once the peoplel returned to normal, they  

[paintxitorange]

ate massive amounts of special K.
Unfortunately this refers to the person, not the cereal, and everyone...

 

[o0SnowWolf0o]

... unknowingly resorted to cannibalism,

Which is totally fine since ...

 

[daynaleee]

Protein is good for you!
Before you sit down, remember to..  

[patienceyeah]

MOOSE COOKIEZ

...remove the cork from up your a** because it'll hurt when you sit.
Hence, you should never...

 

[daynaleee]

^ use that cork again!
Tadpoles are cool because...  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

they're TADPOLES!!!! what's not cool about them?!

My mum was a tadpoles once she....

 

[daynaleee]

mated with a faerie toad, and I turned out GREEN mrgreen
My first job...