Corrupt A Wish

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, you wake up with a hobo in your bed.

I wish I didnt take small things personal.  

[Higgums]

granted, but you leave out a little food and a horde of roaches come pouring into your room in the middle of the night and turn off your tv :]

i wish i lived in san francisco!  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but then I move in with you

I wish my cat would stop jumping on me.



(If the roaches turned off my tv I would die.)  

[Higgums]

granted, but then it bites you
i wish you wouldn't put yourself down, cause you're lovely <3  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but then I become stuck-up.

I wish it wasnt 2:48am  

[Higgums]

granted it's 2:52 :]
i wish my dog would stop licking my feet!  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, it licks your face.

I wish someone would wake up so im not the only one awake!  

[Higgums]

granted but they stick you in the face and go back to sleep :]
i wish my stomach didn't hurt sad  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, now you get a headach.

I wiiiiiiiissshhhhhh...it doesnt rain tomorrow.  

[Higgums]

Granted it hails!
I wish i wasn't to lazy to turn out my light  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but once its off you wish it was on.

I wishhhhhhh I could stop hating so many people.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

granted, but now you love everyone and they break your heart

i wish his dad would let him come over crying

and you dont even like boys

 

[errlgreytea]

Granted, but then you have to leave.

I wish...I didn't live here.  

[Pandemonium Warden]

Granted, but them you live with me. (You're screwed now!)

I wish I wasn't supposed to be cleaning my room.