Corrupt a Wish 2

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but now your reality is as slow as molasses.

I wish I could see into the future. 3nodding  

[justamoose]

Granted, but unfortunately you can only see about 2 seconds into the future which is really kind of pointless xp

I wish they made talking ink pens that could ride around on hot pink rollerskates  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but due to the very nature of them, the ink is actually also the fuel required for them to move around, and they also try to move at all times.

I wish that my major didn't require so many math classes for just an associates degree. neutral  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, it makes you have to go out and kill ten kindergartners.

I wish SchoolLoop (my district's forum) would stop being shitty and let me upload 10 MB files into my virtual locker.  

[justamoose]

Granted, but the moment you do, the site begins experiencing permanent technical difficulties and has to be shut down.

I wish, I wish I was a fish  

[Michael RD]

Granted,but then some idiot buys you and forgets to feed you and you die of starvation twisted
I wish I could get whatever I want,whenever I want for free!!! twisted  

[justamoose]

Wish granted, but for some odd reason you want a pet tiger. Unfortunately, when you go to sleep that night, said tiger escapes from its cage and bites your head off before you get a chance to wake up and wish the tiger gone.

I wish... >.> that my mom's dog would just get hit by a car and die... or something just as fatal and just as quick.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, it dies from a disease that then spreads to you.

I wish I had the power to make things disappear/appear at will.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but in a moment of psychological stress, your power disappears itself and refuses to reappear again.

I wish the townspeople weren't all jerks.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they turn gay for you.

I wish that we didn't have to take global economy or any other boring class.  

[The_Hbot]

Granted, you are now enrolled in classes like The Chemistry of Candy, Cake Physics, and Lollypop Art. You get 50 cavities as a result.

I wish that my hair was straight.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but you get a military buzz-cut as a result.

I wish I had ESP.  

[darkslasherX]

Granted, but you lose all your regular senses.

I wish I had 50 rings and 7 chaos emeralds.  

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you get stuck in a 2D dimension where you are unable to breathe.

I wish I got a Mac (OSX at least)...  

[pathetic_negi_magician]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish a gameshark equivalent for the PS3 was released.