Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[tigris cobaltchaos]

to make sure we pay attention to money

why are there black holes  

[ziggy rocks]

because holes need a color too

why do monkey throw poop?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

because they are making fun of us

why do we grow old  

[ziggy rocks]

because the grim reaper needs money too

why do we sweat?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

because we can not be perfect

why does green mean go  

[ziggy rocks]

under rhyming words

why does time fly when you're having fun?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

death controls it

why do giraffes have long necks  

[ziggy rocks]

because it makes it easier for them to look in to peoples windows at night

why do leaves change colors?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

they need to look pretty too

why are small dogs scary  

[ziggy rocks]

because they have little person syndrome

why are eyes squishy?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

maybe they have a jello complex

why can't people fly?  

[ziggy rocks]

because we're too heavy

why do we call clothes clothes?  

[Atomic Mobile]

because clothes are what we call it.


why do vampire suck blood?  

[ziggy rocks]

because it tastes good

why do people smile?  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

because it is the easiest body thing to get too

why do penguins live in the cold?