Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

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Drank some more until he threw up. then Iruka  

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Decided to retire for teaching, marry Ayame, have 2 kids, and die from laughter... but he decided against that when he saw Shizune!

(at Hoshiko: if you've EVER been to a jap. website, you'll undersatnd...)  

[Calm_b4_th_storm]

Naruto ,being his loud abnoxious self, decided to scream in Kakashi's ear while he was drunk. Kakashi then did the thousand years of pain jutsu on Naruto. Naruto  

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LAUGHED!!  

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he enjoyed the feeling
0,o;  

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A lot. It was like his old times with Sasuke before he started pretending he hated him... redface xd  

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Then we see Itachi having a cow, not literarly, just figuratively. He had just ran out of nailpolish and refused to use kisame's!!  

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Kisame was insulted. So he put Exlax in Itachi's tea right before he took a sip...  

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DIADARA TO THE RESCUE!! In his sailor uniform and cool mask, Diadara slaps the back of Itachi's head and makes him spit out the poisonous tea! then he flashes a pose and disappears mysteriously. Itachi, to his own horror....

(what's Exlax?)  

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...peed his pants. Sasuke laughed a whole lot considering his brother was such a, "hard a**." Yeah RIGHT. xd

((Exlax makes you have terrible diarrhea.))  

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Itachi ran as fast as he could to......  

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...change his Depends. He was glad he wore them this morning.

[Depends are adults-sized diapers.]  

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however, all restrooms were occupied! so he had to wait in line!  

[E-on]

And everyone started to wonder what the smell was so...