Random Quotes

[cherub_Shagami]

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
---Robert Frost  

[lady brooke]

Dru: "I'll give you a seed if you sing..."
Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad rude man. I just don't like you going out and all. You are weak. Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?"

Spike and Drusilla, a lovely couple!  

[cherub_Shagami]

"Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake."
---L from Deathnote

(I just used this on my sister whee )  

[cherub_Shagami]

sorry...but this one just...popped up...

"You stupid hairy little stink'n... PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! PANDA!" - Comic Party  

[shadow_alchemist92]

*Error 104: No keyboard Detected. Press F5 to continue* -Microsoft error report  

[cherub_Shagami]

shadow_alchemist92

*Error 104: No keyboard Detected. Press F5 to continue* -Microsoft error report

rofl  

[cherub_Shagami]

oh lord....A from the book "Undead and Unemployed"

The person who stated these lines is a Vampire:

"Holy s**t on toast! There was a ghost in my bedroom!"

"I slammed into Sinclair so hard, I bounced off him and lay on the sidewalk like a stunned beatle."  

[Senkensha41]

You snake, the moment I died you started running around doing what ever you wanted like I was gone forever. Greedy A**hole!
- Dark Schneider  

[yay_caffeine]

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live. "

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. "

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. "

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. "

All of these qoutes are from Douglas Adams  

[darkittyhero]

cherub_Shagami

shadow_alchemist92

*Error 104: No keyboard Detected. Press F5 to continue* -Microsoft error report

rofl

rofl rofl rofl  

[cherub_Shagami]

I don't know who said some of these, but:

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." ~ George W. Bush

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." ~ Albert Einstein  

[cherub_Shagami]

Last one of the day:

"This president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren't Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war."

--Rep. David Wu (D-Ore.), in a speech on the floor of Congress.

Gotta love those Star Trek refrences. xd  

[justamat]

"For man is a giddy thing, and that is my conclusion"
~Benedick from William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing  

[animespic9]

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled. - Captain Jack Sparrow pirate  

[Sings-With-Dolphin]

Methought I was enamored of an a**.
-William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream