Lines You'll Never Hear

[FrozenPhoenix32]

*inside Jedi Council Chambers*

Obi: Err..Master Yoda, you called for us?

Yoda: yes, yes, call you we did.

Anakin: What is thy bidding Master Yoda?

Yoda: Tell you, Matser Windu shall

Mace: IT"S TIME TO DISCO!!!!!

*lights turn off, discoball turns on, Mace gets up and breaks it down*  

[Nospai Deathous]

"You know, Threepio, you really are quite pleasant to listen to. Why don't you tell me the story of how you found those Jawas on Tatooine again? In detail. Every second."
-Han Solo  

[Darkened Angel]

They may have destroyed my Death Star, but at least they never found my hidden stash of Telletubby toys. * pulls out a random Telletubby figure and imitates the voice * ' Oh yes, Palpatine! You're my BEST friend, and we'll never be taken away from you. ' - Palpatine  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I love my job. It's a 9 to 5, and I get to sit in a stuffy office all daylong doing paperwork and not having acess to any websites besides office regulated email.

-Darkened Angel  

[Kittensaurex]

"I need to go on the subway diet..." -Jabba the hutt. xd  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

FayeWeasley

"I need to go on the subway diet..." -Jabba the hutt. xd

I think that was done before.  

[Darkened Angel]

Where's my " Hutts: The Beautiful People "magazine? - Jabba  

[Dinosaur Sounds]

Darth Vader:"Don't be racist bee-otches."  

[Sol Walker]

thats funny on a couple levels.

"would you belive theres a squib on tatooine that has the same name as me?"-Mace Windu

Im serious. in my galaxy guide of Mos Eisly for the old D6 star wars RPG game from West End Games theres a squib that runs a droid shop whose name is Mace Windu. he runs the shop with a jawa.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

thats..intereesting.

I'm sick oif this Bithing classical s**t. *pulls out guitar and busts into solo*

YEAH, NIRVANA FRICKAS

-Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes  

[Padme18]

"Han, I don't think it's going to work out. I'm a princess and way out of your league." - Leia  

[Nelowulf]

I'm feeling very depressed right about now...

-C3P0  

[Sol Walker]

actually, I think threepio has said something like that before. sweatdrop

Y'know, I don't think capes are my thing...
-Lando  

[Nelowulf]

not in the style of marvin...

Instead of rescuing the princess, why don't we play twister instead?

-Luke  

[Natch]

A new power is rising! It's victory is at hand!
-Dooku