Vending Machine

[Miwaslover]

You get Tuxedo Mask Naruto. WTF?

-insert bicycle pedals-

 

[Elastic Muffin]

You get a naruto bicycle!

-inserts fangirls-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a shrine to Sasuke.

*inserts cornbread*  

[Dez Nihvet]

You get regular corn

-inserts ramen packet-  

[Purple dragon lady]

You get a begging Naruto chibi.

*inserts the ribbon/rope thing from Orochimaru's "borrowed" body*  

[Public Pervert]

You get the dead Grass lady's body o.O

-instrets the universe-  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a voice clip of Sakura saying "BAKA!" a billion times straight.

*inserts Genma's toothpick*  

[Miwaslover]

You get chakra charged kunai knives!

-inserts Yamato-

 

[RikuXdeath]

You get a tosted human hand

-inserts naruto's rasingan-  

[Elastic Muffin]

You get Jiriaya!!
-inserts Naruto playing card-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get a lecture from Jiraiya on the three ninja taboos.

*inserts Kidoumaru's giant spider summon*  

[Miwaslover]

You get fangirl tears from his battle with Neji.

-inserts Deidara's arm-

 

[Zatoichi_Warrior]

out comes a pot of ramen

*drops in a peice of celadon pottery*  

[Miwaslover]

You get Tsunade's debts.

-inserts shaving cream-

 

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

You get Asuma's beard!

*inserts Kurenai's eye makeup*