Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[[ Hippoman ]]

Because they like making things complicated and making you do alot of work.




What happens when your G-BOT falls in while your fishing?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

He mates with the fishies and now we have elctric eels.


Why do cigarette lighters say "light away from face" when the cigarette is in your mouth?  

[TheLoneGunman]

ummm so it dont blow up in your face...its a surgeon generals warning

Why do we waste so much time on Gaia???  

[[ Hippoman ]]

(I had been wondering the same thing)Because theres nothing better to do then wait to be eaten by virtual aliens.




How did the cow jump over the moon?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

It was a tragic 4th of July fireworks accident...MOOOOOOO.


Why is everything that tastes so good so bad for you?  

[Aurora Sing]

Because it is the drug company conspiracy to make you unhealthy to raise their profits.

What is going to happen today...based on theory 19?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

ALIENS OH MY GAH ALIENS THERE ATTACKING!



How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll, Totsie Pop?  

[Sailor moon girl]

Why are you even asking? Why don't you just try and tell us?

Why is the sky blue?  

[Orangeeful]

because it's having a bad day. No joke. 3nodding

Do you know the muffin man?  

[Sailor moon girl]

No, do you?

Are tearchers just bricks in the wall?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Depends on the local weather conditions.



Anybody like cheese?  

[Sailor moon girl]

No, I like eggs.

Anybody hate Pokemon?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Everybody hates it(hey you don't have to put the truth).



Is it illegle to drink water and drive?  

[Sailor moon girl]

That depends, what is in the water you are hidding?

Why can't people just see the real me?  

[Dias Falc]

Tragic lab accident... Tsk Tsk.. It rendered you invisible...

Why do we call it fast food when most of the time it's not fast, and you're fairly certain it's not food?