Corrupt-a-Wish

[JONSMITH101]

Granted: your water is filled with microscopic pirahna who divour you from the inside out. twisted

I wish I was dead and no matter what you say I would never get tired of it or regret it. (Beat that!)  

[vampiressofseduction]

JONSMITH101

Granted: your water is filled with microscopic pirahna who divour you from the inside out. twisted

I wish I was dead and no matter what you say I would never get tired of it or regret it. (Beat that!)

Granted: you are dead... but you are ugly as hell!!!
i wish i could REALLY be a vampiress... crying  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Granted, but you slip while walking through a cemetary and fall on a cross shaped tombstone, and when trying to get off of it, you roll over onto a garlic clove, then fall onto a wooden fence stake trying to get away.

I wish it were November 19 already.  

[needful_sin]

Your wish is granted but sorry to say it is March 6 2008.














I wish i could go back in time and change my life.  

[themadwriter]

Granted, but this time you end up being hit by a bus.

I wish I could get rid of my depression.  

[klausolas]

Granted- but you become addicted to the moocd elevating pills.

I wish I was a genius.  

[themadwriter]

Granted, but you're only a genius at waste management.

I wish it was Spring Break.  

[CnnmnSpider]

Granted, but you come down with the flu and have to stay in bed the entire time.

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.

 

[klausolas]

Granted but now the game is ruined and it's all your fault.
I wish that I had a million dollars.  

[themadwriter]

Granted, but you invest it all in a business venture that fails massively.

I wish the three papers I have to do were done.  

[CnnmnSpider]

Granted, but then your computer explodes and you have to write them all by hand.

I wish I knew if we were going to eat dinner some time tonight.

 

[klausolas]

Granted now you know that dinner won't be served for three days.

I wish I was a mathematician.  

[CnnmnSpider]

Granted, but you're a dyslexic one.

I wish I didn't have to subsist on peanut butter all day.

 

[klausolas]

Granted now you subsist on chocolate all day. Major cavities.

I wish it was summer already.  

[CnnmnSpider]

Granted, and it's hot enough to fry an egg on the street. Also, you're bored.

I wish I didn't have to go on this road trip.