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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:04 am
Granted: your water is filled with microscopic pirahna who divour you from the inside out. twisted
I wish I was dead and no matter what you say I would never get tired of it or regret it. (Beat that!)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:27 pm
JONSMITH101 Granted: your water is filled with microscopic pirahna who divour you from the inside out. twisted I wish I was dead and no matter what you say I would never get tired of it or regret it. (Beat that!) Granted: you are dead... but you are ugly as hell!!! i wish i could REALLY be a vampiress... crying
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:41 am
Granted, but you slip while walking through a cemetary and fall on a cross shaped tombstone, and when trying to get off of it, you roll over onto a garlic clove, then fall onto a wooden fence stake trying to get away.
I wish it were November 19 already.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:00 am
Your wish is granted but sorry to say it is March 6 2008.
I wish i could go back in time and change my life.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:40 am
Granted, but this time you end up being hit by a bus.
I wish I could get rid of my depression.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:07 pm
Granted- but you become addicted to the moocd elevating pills.
I wish I was a genius.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:47 am
Granted, but you're only a genius at waste management.
I wish it was Spring Break.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:58 am
 Granted, but you come down with the flu and have to stay in bed the entire time.
I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:48 am
Granted but now the game is ruined and it's all your fault.
I wish that I had a million dollars.
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:24 pm
Granted, but you invest it all in a business venture that fails massively.
I wish the three papers I have to do were done.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:37 pm
Granted, but then your computer explodes and you have to write them all by hand.
I wish I knew if we were going to eat dinner some time tonight.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:51 pm
Granted now you know that dinner won't be served for three days.
I wish I was a mathematician.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:54 pm
Granted, but you're a dyslexic one.
I wish I didn't have to subsist on peanut butter all day.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:39 am
Granted now you subsist on chocolate all day. Major cavities.
I wish it was summer already.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:11 pm
Granted, and it's hot enough to fry an egg on the street. Also, you're bored.
I wish I didn't have to go on this road trip.
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