Things the Naruto cast would never say.

[[ juice ]]

Neji: I have a fetish for lesbians...

Damn, that was random  

[churrlo]

Ew that'd be gross XD  

[The Wings Of A Butterfly]

Naruto: SASUKE!!! I WUBS YOU!!!!
Sasuke: NARUTO!!! I WUBS YOU TOO!!!! *starts makeing out*
Hinata: eek ...... redface .........
Sakura: Eh.......I think I'll go after Kakashi insted.....Screw Sasuke.....He's emo anywayz....  

[churrlo]

Yaoi! biggrin  

[Sodatsu]

Sasuke:Orochimaru, I'm here.
Orochimaru:Yeah, about that. I don't care about you anymore. Kabuto, have the Sound Four get Sakura and Hinata.
Kabuto:Sir, the Sound Four are dead, and you don't have anyone else to go get them.
Orochimaru:Oh, yes. I forgot they were dead. How about you go get them, Kabuto. You should be able to handle two little girls.
Kabuto:Screw you, Orochimaru. Why don't you just go to Hell already.  

[M.C~lightning-edge~]

Orochimaru: I will survive, I will survive. For as long as I know how to love I know I will survive.
*enter Sasuke out of nowhere*
Sasuke: Ive got all my life to live and all my love to give.
In unison, while holding hands: I will survive! I WILL SURVIVE!!!


*embarassing dance sequence insues involving lots of freakiness from both parties*  

[churrlo]

LMAO I saw that razz  

[Missing00]

Title says it all.  

[churrlo]

OMFG xd  

[Itachi Girl5]

((This is more of a story than a dilouge...I know it's weird...))
Itachi come walking through the village wear his Akakasuki clothes whistling.
Already after Naruto Itachi?Kakashi said getting in battle position
Nope. Itachi is smothly
...? Your not? Then why are you here? Kakashi said confused
Do I have to tell? Itachi is in a baby voice with pupy dog eyes.
Sasuke suddenly walks up and spots Itachi.
Itachi...why...why did..you...kill...Mr. Teddy bear and Mr.Lollypop?" Sasuke said crying holding out a half broken lollypop and a teddy bear with it's head ripped off.
"You killed Sasuke two favorite friends?" Kakashi said running at Itachi.
"I didn't kill them...I killed myself" Itachi said taking off his robe his head attacted to a chuckie doll.
"Why....Nii-san...Why did you die?" Sasuke said stabbing the heart of Chuckie.
"Summoning jutsu" Kakashi said as one of his man eating dogs appeared and stated eating Chuckies heart and Itachi came back to life looking like his old self and started hugging Sasuke.
"Thankyou Sasuke you a true brother...but I still have to eat the last cimmon toast crunch" Itachi said running home eating the last box of cimmon toast cruch.
"I hate you I will kill you" Sasuke said seeing that all the cereal was gone. While everyone was sleeping Sasuke killed Itachi's favorite cd then Itachi killed himself because he can't listen to his favorite songs.  

[churrlo]

LOL wow that was.... interesting LMAO  

[Missing00]

*one day in Akatsuki, Tobi has challanged Deidara to checkers and this is the outcome.*

Deidara: *jumps Tobi's last peice* Yes! I win, I win hmn. Ha ha ha ha!
Tobi: Deidara-san, it's not about winning, it's about fun.
Deidara: What's that hmn?
Tobi: Fun is when you--, Fun is--, it's like--, it's kinda--, sorta like--, what is fun? I-- let me spell it for you.

F is for freinds who do stuff together,
U is for you and meeeeee,
N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

Akatsuki members: Down here in Akatsuki!

Deidara: F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for uranium...BOMBS,
N is for no survivors WHEN YOU--

Tobi: Dei-san, those things arent what fun is all about, now do it like this!

F is for freinds who do stuff--

Deidara: Never hmn! That's comepletly idiotic hmn!
Tobi: Here let me help you.

F is for freinds who do stuff together,
U is for you and mee, try it!

Deidara: N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

Akatsuki members: down here in Akatsuki!

Deidara: Wait I dont understand this, I feel all tingley inside hmn. Should we stop?
Tobi: No that's how you're supposed to feel!
Deidara: Well I like it, let's do it again hmn!
Tobi: Okay!

Together: F is for frolick through all the flowers,
U is for Ukulele
N is for nose pickin' sharing gum and sand likin' here with my best buddy!
Ha ha ha ha-ha,
ha ha ha ha-ha,
ha ha ha ha-ha-ha!
Ah ha ha ha-ha,
he he he ha-ha,
ho ho ha ha-ha-ha!

(yay to thread revival!)  

[Honh]

Sasuke to Naruto: I want to father your babies!
Naruto: eek WTF?
Sakura: *dies*
Kakashi: Finally, geez.... stare  

[nickjonas3lifebdsfsxf]

Sakura: Naruto... I want to tell you something, and only you because you're my best friend.
Naruto: Yes? What is it, my love?
Sakura: ... I'm really a man.
Naruto: o__. *walks away*