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 Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:54 pm
It was so quick, I didn't feel a thing =D
You have to do summer school
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:04 pm
hey, at least it gives you something to do other than sitting around getting fat in front of Jerry Springer reruns! xd
Your cat got run over, and you witnessed it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:27 pm
well at least i know my food won't mysteriously disappear anymore plus we won't have to look it, i already found it.
you have to do at least one chore everyday.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:22 am
you won't grow up and be lazy.
Your box of pocky fell into your glass of pepsi
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:40 pm
Now I can try to consume two things at once!
You can't make it to your friend's slumber party.
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:55 pm
at least i could play more at teh computer...o.o"
you lost your most valuable thing...
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:08 pm
The person who finds it and returns it to you turns out to be the love of your life!
Someone runs into your parked car and it is completely crashed.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:57 pm
I get to buy i knew and better one mrgreen
You get in an accident and now they have to amputate(sp?) your legs D:
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:24 pm
I'll never have to look for missing shoes again! Plus if they give me wooden legs, I can pretend I'm a pirate, and hobble around the house saying arghhh! and poop deck...ok,ok, I do that already....
Your doctor diagnoses you with a condition that will make you lose the hair on your head and grow it everywhere else, and it's incurable...
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:59 pm
I get to wear fun wigs and won't ever need to buy clothes again!
Your favorite t.v. show is cancelled.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:36 pm
I'll save some brain cells and do more productive things instead.
your country re-instates drafting and you're forced to go to iraq (or some other war)
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:50 am
I need to improve my tan.
A tree falls on your house.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:47 am
Fortunately it landed on my brothers' room.
Your car explodes.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:29 am
I had esurance.
Your gaia account is hacked.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:56 am
They were too stupid to steal anything.
You get attacked by rabid wolverines.
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