Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To check under all the beds to make sure the Boogie Man's not gonna get them.  

[Missing00]

to have a contest where all the stormies competet to be the Imperial idol!  

[Nospai Deathous]

to have a contest where all the stormies competet to be the Emperor's kept man!  

[Darkened Angel]

To have Leia be the bachelorette and the stormies be the contestants.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To strand teams of stormies on Tatooine without any help and force them to survive on nothing but their wits while eliminating a stormy from the teams each standard week.  

[Mercury33]

To spread love and understanding through destruction and bigotry.  

[Darkened Angel]

To protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within their nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend their reach to the stars above.

100,000 storm troopers and counting. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!  

[Missing00]

To make the perfect sandwich.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to find out what 'Poy' is.  

[Nelowulf]

To nearly fight at the Battle of Angor, to almost run away at the Siege of Kothlis, and to bravely wet themselves against the chicken of Antioch.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch correctly. (Not 1, not 2, not 5, not 7...how many was it?)  

[Nelowulf]

(( Arthur: 1, 2, 5!
Squire: 3 sir!
Arthur: 3!))

To answer me these questions three....  

[Darkened Angel]

To sneak into the girls' bathroom and write graffiti about themselves like " Palpy is so hot! " and " Vader is dreamy! "  

[Missing00]

To get the crest on Birdman's helmet!  

[Darkened Angel]

To fall for Birdman's trick when he offers a crest that glows in the dark in return for the old one.