Star Wars: One Line at a Time

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Greedo: "That's the idea. I've been looking forward to this for a long time."
Han: "Yes, I bet you have."
*Han shoots first*  

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Han: "Sorry about the mess."  

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Vader: "Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable. It'll be sometime before we can extract any information."
Motti: "The final checkout is completed. All systems are operational. What course shall I set?"  

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Tarkin: "Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion."
Vader: "What do you mean?"  

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Tarkin: "I think it is time to demostrate the full power of this station. Set your course for Alderaan."
Motti: "With pleasure."  

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3PO: "Lock the door R2."

Stormtrooper: "All right, check this side of the street. The door's locked. Move on to the next."  

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3PO: "I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than to stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault."
R2 beeps  

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3PO: "You watch your language."

Luke: "All right, give it to me. Look at this. Ever since the XP-38 came out they just aren't in demand."
Obi-Wan: "It'll be enough."  

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Special Edition Scene:
Huttese Translation
Jabba: "Solo! Come out of there. Solo!
Han: "Right here Jabba. I've been waitin' for you."
Jabba: "Have you now?"  

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Han: "You didn't think I was gonna run, did you?"
Jabba: "Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me...and why did you fry poor Greedo?"  

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Han: "Look, Jabba, next time you want to talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twerps."
Jabba: "Han I can't make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Starship? It's not good business."  

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Han: "Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice? But I got a nice easy charter. I'll pay you back, plus a little extra. I just need a little more time."
Jabba: "Han, my boy, you're the best. So for an extra 20%..."  

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Han: "15 Jabba, don't push it."
Jabba: "Okay 15%, but if you fail me again, I'll put a price on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system."  

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Han: "Jabba, you're a wonderful human being."
Jabba: "Come on."  

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Obi-Wan: "If his ship is as fast as his boasting, we ought to do well."