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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:08 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:14 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:39 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:17 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:18 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:33 am
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Sometime in the near future, a celebration may be held. During this Celebration, all the mods gather in a most intriguing way.
DA: *holding microphone* And I'm here on the red carpet, totally naked, awaiting the moderators arrival. Its the premier night of "The Galactic Empire: The movie" and Oh my god, here's the first person!
*limo pulls up, out steps EK in an evening suit, a bottle of sherry, and freshly whitened teeth*
DA: Oh my gawd is Elladen! Hey! EK! Hey! Say something for your fans!
EK: Well, its just great to be here. Even though I only have a three minute cameo in the movie, I think I helped the guild enough to gain far more screentime in the sequel.
*walks off*
DA: And there you have it. And we're waiting...
*Pirate ship pulls up, somehow, on cement, as Cale jumps down from his jack sparrow pose up in the crow's nest.*
DA: OH EM GEE! Its Cale Darksun!
*females go wild*
Cale: Oh yes, I have arrived. And I see you were expecting me the whole time. Wanna do it in the projector room?
DA: After I'm done here, hun.
*Des stumbles through crowd and onto red carpet*
Des: Sorry I'm late... some a*****e stole my boat. Kind of embarassing for a rogue, eh?
*Des looks at cale's ship*
Des: HEY, that's my Ship!
*is stabbed in the back*
Cale: Piss poor pirate, shitter rogue. You're supposed to do it from behind...
*DA jumps*
DA: Oh my...
*Cale walks off, as TARDIS lands on Des's corpse*
DA: And That must be Nelo, figures it takes a time machine for him to make an entrance.
Nelo: I am never late, nor am I early. I rip a good quote precisely when I mean to.
DA: Okay... Anything to say to your fans?
Nelo: What fans?
DA: And I guess that's all from the red carpet. Back to you Johnny!
*back in studio*
Johnny: Thank you DA for that coverage. Hey.... wait, I'm a mod! Why wasn't I invited?
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:57 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:50 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:39 am
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*ripped from "doomsday"*
*R2 turns a corner, and sees a pair of HK units marching toward it. Both stop about 3 meters from each other*
R2: IDENTIFY YOURSELVES!
HK: You will identify first.
R2: STATE YOUR IDENTITY!
HK: You will identify first!
R2: IDENTIFY!
Lando: Its like Steven Hawkings meets a speaking clock.
HK: Illogical, you will modify.
R2: ASTROMECHS DO NOT TAKE ORDERS!
HK: You have Identified as astromechs.
R2: OUTLINE RESEMBLES THE INFERIOR SPECIES KNOWN AS HK.
Mon Mothma: Leia told me of the astromechs. she told me she was terrified of them. what have they done to her, crix? Is she dead?
Crix: *hushed whisper* phone! *dials leia*
R2: LONG RANGE SCANS CONFIRM PRESENCE OF CRUDE CYBERNETIC CONSTRUCTS ON WORLDWIDE SCALE.
Crix: She's still alive, she's answering... Why ahven't they killed her?
Mon Mothma: Well don't be down.
Crix: They must need her for something...
R2: WE MUST PROTECT THE GENESIS ARC!
Crix: The Genesis arc?
HK: Our species are similar, though your design is inelequent.
R2: ASTROMECHS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF ELEGANCE.
HK: This is obvious. Thus considered, our technologies are compatible. HK units plus Astromechs, together we could upgrade the universe.
R2: YOU PROPOSE AN ALLIANCE?
HK: This is correct.
R2: REQUEST, DENIED!
HK: *arms blasters* Hostile elements will be deleted! *begins firing, though blasts are absorbed by shields*
R2: EXTERMINATE! *firese two blasts, knocking down HK units*
HK prime: Open visual link. *link opens to R2D2* Astromechs, be warned. You have declared war upon the HK units.
R2: THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!
HK: We have five million units. How many are you?
R2: FOUR.
HK: You would destroy the HK units with four Astromechs?
R2: WE WOULD DESTROY THE HK UNITS WITH ONE ASTROMECH! YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY RESPECT.
HK: What is that?
R2: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING! RAISE COMMUNICATIONS BARRIER! REWIND IMAGE BY NINE REALMS! IDENTIFY GRID SEVEN GAMMA! THIS MALE REGISTERS AS ENEMY! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
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