Their was a fat lady wearing a string bikini in my non existent back yard of my second story apartment. I pimp smacked her on the left butt cheek, then the earth started shaking when she shook like jelly. Then then a crack opened in the street. Out that gap a orange unicornpandawhalebearwhale popped out and handed me ten pounds of blow and a rainbow cookie then exploded into some more blow. Then the crack heads and fiends came and started dancing and sniffing all the surrounding crack. One sniffed all the crack from my hair CLEAN. Then I just waltzed inside and ate some frito's and bean dip.....true story!
Dose any one want some blow?
I'll just stick to once a month weed Wednesdays!
The Avatar Battle Royale Guild: R.I.P. KING OF POP ;A;
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