Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Free the immortal]

is a lizard useing human skin^  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is a human using lizard skin!  

[Rellik San]

^ Is the evil gnome queen.  

[Free the immortal]

^ is a cebler elf  

[Beatngufan]

^ is an underpants stealing gnome  

[Rellik San]

^ Is Pillow Pants the p***y troll.  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

^Is the Pillsbury dough boy.  

[Beatngufan]

^ is a pillisbury dough man  

[Rellik San]

^Is a pillsbury dough girl  

[OverlordMMM]

is hungry, and is on a strict pillsbury dough diet....  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

^Sells black market pillsbury dough children.  

[Rellik San]

Is responsible for the Pillsburee Dough rip off.  

[IY_and_MCR]

Rellik San is actualy a rare mutant species of octopus that has managed to adapt to life on land and intagrate with the human race.
When he lifts up his shirt, he reveals about a dozen tentacles.
He often shows off the previously mentioned tentacles as a way of attracting women.  

[Wanderer Ganglari]

^Is attracted by the tentacles.  

[Rellik San]

Is one of my tentacles that has attained sentience.