Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Rellik San]

Was said muffin and now has chronic nightmares.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

(the horror...THE HORROR gonk )
^Wishes he could get a muffin as sweet as me wink  

[Rellik San]

^Is a sour muffin.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Wouldn't know what a sweet muffin was if it crawled up his butt and brought him to orgasm through prostate stimulation talk2hand  

[Rellik San]

^ Once wanted to try that, but ra away scarred when she saw my a** hair.  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

^ Did it himself when she was gone.  

[Rellik San]

^Filmed it for his own pleasure and research for his next novel.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Now has videos of him doing it to himself all over youtube 3nodding  

[Rellik San]

^Doesn't realise I sold her panties on e-bay to sweaty old men.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Kept a pair for himself,he loves the way it feels when he wears em'  

[Rellik San]

^ Has a d***o thats a perfect cast mold of me... and regularly uses it to pleasure herself.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Was dissapointed when I told him my hamster(get your mind outta the gutter) ate it because it was so small...  

[Rellik San]

^Has all the motivation in the world and is a great forward thinker and innovator.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is sane and perfectly normal in everyway  

[Rellik San]

^Has no head.