Single or Taken?

[Daydream Delivery]

I have two wives now...
s**t.
I'm a player...
how did this happen?!?!?!

Manda ~ we have an 'I'll love you forever and we'll live happily in our boxfort forever' kinda love.
Muffs ~ we have a 'let's go bowling in pretty prom dresses' kinda love.

I can has both?

(never been to a prom before... one of my wives should go to a prom with me)  

[Ms Muffy]

Oh Oh I can go?
I am a bad dancer but I would try.
3nodding  

[Evil Chauncey]

the Winter Nocturne

Evil Chauncey

Oh well....

I'm single now.

And homeless.

weeeeeeeeeeee

what happened? O':

I mentioned to Tati that I dislike how I can never see my friends anymore and she started yelling at me

then she got mad that I didnt react to her yelling by getting defensive and yelling back

and she was like "you need to find someplace to stay"

so my friends drove 4 hours to come and get me.

Within the 2 days I've been single, I've been hit on by every lesbian I've met.  

[Centipedes In Utero]

Daydream Delivery

I have two wives now...
s**t.
I'm a player...
how did this happen?!?!?!

Manda ~ we have an 'I'll love you forever and we'll live happily in our boxfort forever' kinda love.
Muffs ~ we have a 'let's go bowling in pretty prom dresses' kinda love.

I can has both?

(never been to a prom before... one of my wives should go to a prom with me)

I didn't go to my prom, either. I didn't want to go by myself, I hate crowds, and my mom would've made me wear a dress. I heard it sucked, anyway.  

[Aritari Lirinen]

Still single/lookin'. Ah wells. xd  

[the Winter Nocturne]

Evil Chauncey

the Winter Nocturne

Evil Chauncey

Oh well....

I'm single now.

And homeless.

weeeeeeeeeeee

what happened? O':

I mentioned to Tati that I dislike how I can never see my friends anymore and she started yelling at me

then she got mad that I didnt react to her yelling by getting defensive and yelling back

and she was like "you need to find someplace to stay"

so my friends drove 4 hours to come and get me.

Within the 2 days I've been single, I've been hit on by every lesbian I've met.

lol!
well, I can understand why you get hit on.
you are really attractive.

sucks about the drama part, though.

 

[Ratt Scabies]

Still single. Still hating it.

 

[Kiwi_Kyra]

STILL SINGLE!! gonk
two and a half years going on twenty-five and three quarters crying crying  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

taken....

burning_eyes

 

[Daydream Delivery]

despite my two wives, I am single.  

[pukeking]

whats with alot of people having 2 wives? XD anyways im still single.  

[Daydream Delivery]

RainebowBandit

whats with alot of people having 2 wives? XD anyways im still single.

I didn't mean to.... I married Muffy and then Manda said that we were married and I can't divorce either of them! gonk  

[Minty Fresh Doom]

Daydream Delivery

RainebowBandit

whats with alot of people having 2 wives? XD anyways im still single.

I didn't mean to.... I married Muffy and then Manda said that we were married and I can't divorce either of them! gonk

thats when you make up your own religion that makes it possible to divorce..... king henry did it! you can too!

 

[pukeking]

Daydream Delivery

RainebowBandit

whats with alot of people having 2 wives? XD anyways im still single.

I didn't mean to.... I married Muffy and then Manda said that we were married and I can't divorce either of them! gonk

that must suck :/  

[Evil Chauncey]

the Winter Nocturne

Evil Chauncey

the Winter Nocturne

Evil Chauncey

Oh well....

I'm single now.

And homeless.

weeeeeeeeeeee

what happened? O':

I mentioned to Tati that I dislike how I can never see my friends anymore and she started yelling at me

then she got mad that I didnt react to her yelling by getting defensive and yelling back

and she was like "you need to find someplace to stay"

so my friends drove 4 hours to come and get me.

Within the 2 days I've been single, I've been hit on by every lesbian I've met.

lol!
well, I can understand why you get hit on.
you are really attractive.

sucks about the drama part, though.

Yeah. Actually last night Tati drove 4 hours to Mankato to try to get me back and I told her no. I said if it happened once, it will happen again and I really don't want to live in that small town anymore.

We've talked a lot and we're friends and all. But she keeps telling me she's falling apart and she keeps crying. I feel bad, but I just can't deal with drama.

P.S. Lying to me about being attractive is nice of you. Thanks. ^^