Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Awesome Akwardness]

^also has no head...But I'm not talking about the one on his shoulders...  

[Rellik San]

Has no clitoris.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Stole it! gonk  

[Rellik San]

^Was admitted to hospital for brain damage, the doctors then realized it was normal for her to have no higher brain functions.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is so mentally fried he forgets this is the lie forum  

[OverlordMMM]

.....Blackrose frequently remembers to forget to remember......but frequently forgets to remember to forget......  

[Rellik San]

^ forgot to remember that he had to remember to forget to remember to remember that he forgot he remembered that thing.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

^ has a perfectly functional brain biggrin  

[zz1000zz]

Isobel Bellamy is the Wicked Witch of the West.  

[Free the immortal]

^ is a crip  

[Rellik San]

^His soul is so black, its the blackest black that ever blacked.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

^ his soul is so ...um, wait, what soul?  

[Rellik San]

^Stole my soul.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^Is often confused as an extra from "Planet of the apes"