magical soda machine

[Lost Retort]

gets a cyclops


inserts a troll  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets a hobbit

Inserts the one ring to rule them all  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

gets Frodo
but i wanted Merry

shoves Frodo back in  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets sam and frodo

Awsome! sams cool and he cooks good

Inserts whiny frodo back in  

[Kitten254]

gets frodo and the squeim (i think it is).....
...throws squeim off the edge of a volcanoe and keeps frodo...for his ring

inserts hand of squeim (cuz i cut it off before i threw him ova)  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

gets reanimated hand.
Ah, shitt. -grabs a shot gun and blasts it-

inserts empty shotgun with the dead hand  

[Kitten254]

gets "the ring"

inserts peice of gross paper  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets an invertory filled with the usless jumk

Inserts the junk  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

gets a dead HDD

inserts repartitioned HDD  

[Kitten254]

gets a extremely bad case of adhd!!!

inserts health bill  

[electric_boots_betty83]

Gets a good bill of health

inserts a zipper  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets a fly

Inserts Spider

(hehe TC)

 

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

Gets Microsoft Sam's voice and says: Screw that, I am going.

Throws in spider repellent while running off.  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets a Facehugger

Ooo Shi...  

[Kitten254]

that spider was soo damn huge!!!!

gets and empty bug repellent and finds the dead spider body inside!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

inserts is back in!!!!!!!!!!!!!