Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Any Jedi sad out loud) Must....defy....laws of Physics!!!  

[elvisnake]

Palps: Soemthing, something, something, DARK SIDE...

Something, someting, something, COMPLETE...  

[Nelowulf]

Nakara: I've created the ultimate weapon to instill chaos into the world!
Kawaii: What is it this time? A giant flower which squirts acid onto planets?
Nakara: No, but that gives me another idea for a superweapon...
Kawaii: GET TO THE POINT!
Nakara: Oh yes. Behold! The Chaos Radar!
Kawaii: What? That only detects chaos.
Nakara: What better way to find it? *radar starts beeping*
Kawaii: What's that mean?
Nakara: Raw Chaos is close! *machine beeps frantically*
Kawaii: I don't like the sound of that.
Nakara: Only one thing could be this chaotic... *machine explodes*
DA: Oh Kawaiiiiii.... Where art thou????  

[Nelowulf]

Karah Tos is addressing his top general about an upcoming raid....

Karah: They won't have anything to loot.

General: *picks up droid and tosses it across the room, hitting a landspeeder* NOOOO!!!

Karah: But... they will have jedi to kill and babies to eat.

General: *picks up another droid and repeats previous scene* YEESSSS!!!  

[Sol Walker]

*Pash seaks up and stabs Darog in the neck*

Darog: Ow! What the heck are you doing?!

Pash: Um...Trying to sever your spinal chord by staing my knife in between the cervical vertibrae?

Darog: No no no. You're doing it all wrong. You're just hitting bone. You have to stab here.

Pash: whoops. My bad. *restabs* Thanks.

Darog: You're welcome. URK! *Dies*  

[Nelowulf]

Cale: I'm gonna be a ninja.
Nelo: Me so horny, me love you long time.
DA: There's more to life than SL, randomness, and sexual innuendos.
EK: Know what? TGC is going down!
Des: I hate rogues and bards.
CW: FEAR THE ALMIGHTY UTERUS! LICK IT YOU F****** C***-******* SON OF A F******* B**** SMELLING GARBAGE EATING PIECES OF S*** COVERED IN M******** DROPPINGS OUT OF A HALF EATEN PLAGED RAT FROM YOUR MOTHER'S P****!


*everyone backs away*

GAT: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "Lines you'll never hear".  

[Sol Walker]

Cont:

GAT: *Hums Twilight Zone theme*  

[Sol Walker]

*Lord Stryder is doing datawork in his office late at night. He yawns and types some more, taking an ocasional sip from his coffee mug*

*A Sith assassin corpse suddenly manifests on the floor near his desk.*

Stryder: eek Minions of Xendor! What in the Force's name-

*Another Sith Assassin corpse manfiests seemingly out of mid air ontop of the first*

Stryder: eek Good Lord!

*Yet a Third Assassin corpse appears as if by magic.*

Stryder: scream What in the nine Corellian hells is going on?!

Pash: *manifests and shuts off his lightsaber.* Sorry about that, sir. Jedi Shadow buisness. Your base has been infiltrated by a group of Sith assassins.

Stryder: I can see that! Where did the corpses come from?!

Pash: Thats where they died. We've been fighting in here for about fifteen minutes. Sorry to bother you.

Stryder: Fighting?! In Here?!

Pash: Yes sir. Right infront of your desk actually.

Stryder: But I didnt see a thing!

Pash: People usually don't. Especially the Sith Assassins' targets. By the way sir, you might want to step out of your office for a bit while I take care of the other five....  

[Missing00]

Pash: Well seems like a pretty good day, nothing can possibly go wrong. *Owl to the back of the head* Gah! a head seeking owl my only weakness. *passes out*
Sith assassin: Wow I didnt think was going to work.  

[Sol Walker]

Missing nin Itachi

Pash: Well seems like a pretty good day, nothing can possibly go wrong. *Owl to the back of the head* Gah! a head seeking owl my only weakness. *passes out*
Sith assassin: Wow I didnt think was going to work.

rofl  

[Nelowulf]

Aurora: Master?
Stryder: What is it padawan?
Aurora: Something is bothering me. I know I'm supposed to learn here...
Stryder: And?
Aurora: Well, I assume you have a reason for everything?
Stryder: Naturally. Some things you won't understand right away.
Aurora: Well, I can see that happening, but I wonder about one thing.
Stryder: What is it?
Aurora: Why am I in a fuku sailor dress? This mini-skirt is rather revealing...
Stryder: Oh, that, well...
Aurora: Is it to free up my range of motion, master?
Stryder: Hrm.. *cough* you seem to understand my training better than I imagined...
Aurora: *looks at him funny*
Stryder: What? something on my face?
Aurora: And I guess the cameras are to show me my stance too, huh?
Stryder: Naturally... I guess...
Aurora: And the holonet connection?
Stryder: Umm... *waves hand* you will go back to training with the saber...
Aurora: Pervert.  

[Sol Walker]

Ritt sad surviving a nasty crash and shaking his fist at the sky) Curse you Red Baron!!!  

[Sol Walker]

(Pash successfully storms Siren's palace and kicks down the doors to her chambers)

Pash: In the name of the Republic, you are under arrest, Darth Siren.

Siren: What are you going to do to me?! (seductive voice) Oh what are you going to do to me? 4laugh

Pash: Arrest you for your crimes against the Republic.

Siren: Tell me Ive been a bad girl. twisted

Pash: eek  

[Nelowulf]

cont.

*pizza box falls on ritt*

Ritt: AGH! CURSE YOU A SECOND TIME, RED BARON!  

[Sol Walker]

((Cene storms Siren's Palace and kicks down the door to her chambers))

Cene: You're comming with me, Darth Siren! I'm here for the bounty on your head!

Pash: You'll have to get through me first.

Cene: eek What in Mandalore's name?!

Pash: crying I lost to teh smexy!

Siren: Oh look! A new plaything! Have I been a naughty girl? twisted

Cene: Uh oh.....