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Johnny Malone
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:56 am


So why do witches burn?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:30 am


...because they're made of ...wood?

Sol Walker
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Johnny Malone
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:52 am


So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:44 am


You guys are such nerds! xd

*"rides" by, clacking a pair of empty coconut shells together*

AFK Masturbating


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:18 am


Build a bridge out of her!

*Gets the idea to build a bridge out of CW*
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:42 am


Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:45 am


Right... right...
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:48 am


Oh yeah....
hmm....

Sol Walker
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Johnny Malone
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:03 pm


Does wood sink in water?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:44 pm


No, it floats...
idea
Throw her into the pond!!!

Sol Walker
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elvisnake

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:50 pm


No! What else floats?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:36 pm


ducks?

I totally forgot the right answer to that.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:31 pm


it goes like this:

Bread! Sticks! Tiny Pebbles!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:52 pm


and then from the "wise" king arthur, "A duck!"

Johnny Malone
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Johnny Malone
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:20 pm


*Looks left, Looks right*

And now for something completly differnt (sort of)
*starts singing*

"Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa."

-Monty Python
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