Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Henneth Annun]

^ Is trying to draw attention away from the fact that his partner is a commie spy...  

[Veruniel]

^ is still working for Stalin after all these years!  

[Free the immortal]

was a hitler youth^  

[Henneth Annun]

^he means that his father was a hitler youth

(psh. not very creative of me....) xp  

[Veruniel]

^ likes gate crashing techno raves wearing nothing but black thong undies when the moon is full!  

[OverlordMMM]

....was the cause of the Stock Market Crash of 1929 in America....  

[Beatngufan]

^ lost all of his fortune during the stock market crash  

[screwed pixie]

................. is working to get Hillary Clinton elected.  

[shadowcat715]

^ likes to paint her bum green and run around the backyard naked during the full moon xP  

[Beatngufan]

^ did the same thing, except she painted her butt blue  

[OverlordMMM]

....likes to run around my yard naked with her bum painted green......but I don't mind....its fun to watch....  

[Free the immortal]

likes to run in public with a kilt on and flash random people who cross his path.  

[Beatngufan]

^ likes to flash his c**k at random old ladies  

[OverlordMMM]

......was the last one to see the atrocity....  

[Free the immortal]

was born with skull on the outside of his head.