Why the guy above you should be arrested

[Veruniel]

for dealing absinthe at a Catholic mass.  

[Henneth Annun]

For trying to sell alcohol in Saudi Arabia.  

[Veruniel]

For chugging alcohol while standing naked on top of the Chrysler Building.  

[screwed pixie]

For setting fire to the Chrysler Building while Wraith Lord was chugging alcohol.  

[Veruniel]

For setting fire to every Hot Topic in Iowa.  

[screwed pixie]

For setting off a stink bomb at the shopping mall............  

[Veruniel]

Hey, I know someone who set off a stink bomb in a CHURCH! xp

Hmm... for tarring and feathering Mel Gibson.  

[screwed pixie]

for putting red dye in the holy water at church...........  

[Henneth Annun]

( rofl good one!)

For replacing all the copies of the bibles in the church with the satanist bible.  

[Veruniel]

For quoting the Satanist Bible at a Baptist church service.  

[Henneth Annun]

For selling illegal pigeons to the pope.  

[screwed pixie]

For force feeding birdseed to the pope.  

[Veruniel]

For using birdseed as seasoning in Subway.  

[screwed pixie]

For breaking into the Subway at midnight to make a sandwich.  

[Veruniel]

For hurling sandwiches at George Bush Junior. Messy ones!