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[Fyerluna]

The_Enchanted_Butterfly

Fyerluna

CrimsonFaeSorceress

The_Enchanted_Butterfly

I feel the need to share a perverted band joke... *ahem*

Band is so much fun. Everyday we finger our instruments and give them blowjobs. whee rofl

Yay!!! A fellow band person!! I like the joke... What do you play?

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Ooh! Band Nerds! I'm a band nerd too! I have a flute, and a lot of American Pie jokes.

I'm a clarinetist!!! Go reeds!!! xd

I have played a piccolo! Fear the tiny instrument! Wahahaha! Besides, reeds are no fun, you have to buy them every so often. Still, I played a clarinet once... it squeaked and I couldn't breathe after trying, but then I played my friend's tuba and he enjoyed that, even though I suck horribly.  

[Death T-2]

I can play a liiiiittle bit o' guitar, but I really need to whip myself back to the lessons.  

[Fyerluna]

I wish I could play guitar. I have one, but I never learned to play... I have a flute!

Now I present Emoticon Theatre, TKSG style! We will be having a production of Beauty and the Beast.

Dramatis Personae (or however you say 'Cast' in a fancy way.)

domokun arrow Beast, played by ninja who is Seto.
4laugh arrow Beauty, played by... herself... who is Isis.
whee arrow Chip, played by... himself... who is Mokuba.
razz arrow Lumiere, played by himself, who is Duke.
smile arrow Beauty's inventor father, played by himself, who is Suguroku Moto.
3nodding arrow The feather duster/maid, played by herself, who is Serenity.
gonk arrow Clocksworth, played by himself, who is Tristan.
cool arrow Gaston, played by himself, who is Joey.
redface arrow Gaston's dopey sidekick, played by himself, who is Yugi.
biggrin arrow Mrs. Potts, played by herself, who is Anzu.  

[Fyerluna]

One day 4laugh was walking along reading when she heard a bit of an explosion come from her house.
" smile " 4laugh cried, running towards her home. " smile are you alright?"
"Yes 4laugh I'm fine. Just a little shaken. After that idea I had, I thought I should enter one of my inventions in the contest two villages away, but I can't seem to get this blasted thing to work." smile replied, dusting himself off.
"I'm sure you'll get it smile " said 4laugh "And you'll win first prize."  

[Death T-2]

Fyerluna

I wish I could play guitar. I have one, but I never learned to play... I have a flute!

Now I present Emoticon Theatre, TKSG style! We will be having a production of Beauty and the Beast.

Dramatis Personae (or however you say 'Cast' in a fancy way.)

domokun arrow Beast, played by ninja who is Seto.
4laugh arrow Beauty, played by... herself... who is Isis.
whee arrow Chip, played by... himself... who is Mokuba.
razz arrow Lumiere, played by himself, who is Duke.
smile arrow Beauty's inventor father, played by himself, who is Suguroku Moto.
3nodding arrow The feather duster/maid, played by herself, who is Serenity.
gonk arrow Clocksworth, played by himself, who is Tristan.
cool arrow Gaston, played by himself, who is Joey.
redface arrow Gaston's dopey sidekick, played by himself, who is Yugi.
biggrin arrow Mrs. Potts, played by herself, who is Anzu.

And Rebecca can be the footstool/dog!!  

[Death T-2]

Or better yet, Gozaburo can be a rug. xd  

[Fyerluna]

((*does not know who Rebbecca is, but assumes she's Arthur's daughter, only present in the anime*))

" 4laugh " smile began, "I don't know if we're going to win, but I'm sure we'll think of something."
"Of course smile " said 4laugh "Now you'd best be on your way or you'll be late!"
"Alright 4laugh " said smile "Be good and take good care of the house."
"I will smile " 4laugh called as her father left in the cart with the horse.  

[Fyerluna]

Death T-2

Or better yet, Gozaburo can be a rug. xd

Oh... I have a bit part for him, but it is a surprise.

A few days later domokun was sitting in his chair, and was awoken by a loud banging at his door. Someone was disturbing him and he did not like to be disturbed.
"Go away!" He roared. "I'm busy!"
"But sir... I need shelter!" cried out smile in anguish. He had gotten lost on the way to the contest. domokun went down to the door to deal with this intrusion himself.  

[Fyerluna]

domokun roared in the face of smile and then looked at him when he didn't run screaming.
"Shelter you seek? You'll have all the shelter you want, in my dungeons!" roared the angry domokun dragging the poor smile down to the dungeon's behind him.  

[Fyerluna]

4laugh was worried about smile as he hadn't come home like everyone else. Meanwhile, she had been doing all the housework and going to market to sell what she could of some of the excess vegatables to have money for other things.
" 4laugh " Cried cool behind 4laugh as she came home from market.
"Go away cool " said 4laugh as she walked faster.
"But 4laugh , I'm only here to express my deepest worries about your dad." cool said.
"And hopes-" redface was cut off by a sharp blow to the head.  

[Death T-2]

We interrupt this story for the Mummies Alive theme, changed just a liiiittle bit for the YGO anime.

*ahem*

A little boy named YUGI found a secret out this year
That he was once a Pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world
And now some scorcerer named KAIBA tries to get him day and night
But YUGI has four guardians to protect his very life.

He has the mummies!
*sumn sumn sumn*
He has the mummies!
Protection for the new YAMI
He has the mummies!
*sumn sumn-else*
He has the mummies!
They're gonna save the world today
The Egyptian way!

They're mummies alive!!

And now back to the story.  

[Fyerluna]

"Well I'm not worried." 4laugh said. "Now please go away."
"But-" cool was cut off by the door slamming in his face.
"Heh heh heh! She got you good didn't she cool ?" redface asked.
"Quiet you. I will get 4laugh to marry me!" He proclaimed, leaving with redface tailing behind him.  

[Fyerluna]

Meanwhile 4laugh was packing a small bag. She had become worried when smile had not come home, but the cart had. 4laugh jumped in told the horse to take her to smile .  

[Fyerluna]

4laugh went all the way to the castle of domokun and knocked on the door.
"Hello?" she called. As before domokun roared in her face. "That's not very civil."
" sweatdrop " said domokun "What do you want?!"
"Is smile here?" 4laugh asked.
"This isn't a hotel. He's a prisoner in my dungeon and if you're so keen to see him you can join him!" domokun roared, dragging 4laugh down to the dungeons.
"Master!" cried razz "Master are you sure you should do that?"
"Of course I'm sure!" and domokun threw her in the cell with smile
"But she could be the one to break the curse!" Cried out razz triggering a flashback and a special treat for Death T-2.  

[Fyerluna]

domokun thought back in worbly flashback effects to a scene with a beautiful 'con ninja who sat by the fire and worked on his laptop. A knock sounded at the door that cold winter night.
"Go away! I'm working!" cried ninja in his deep voice. The knock came again.
"Fine, I'll deal with this myself." muttered ninja who came to the door, thinking someone was getting fired for this.
"Please sir," said cry who was a stooped little man wearing rags and carrying a rose, "do you have any room to spare against the cold?"
"No, now get of my property." ninja promptly slammed the door in the face of cry .
The door was thrown open again much to the annoyance of ninja .
"You ninja " said mad who was Gozaburo in a pink frilly tutu and sporting balerina slippers and pretty pink tights and none to pleased to be doing so, "are forever cursed and let this rose be a symbol of it. Should it wilt before you find love, you will remain forever the domokun that you are."
ninja cried out in pained anguish as he transformed into domokun and then with worbly flashback effects was thrown back to the present.