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[KZN02]

Chuck Norris jokes!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.  

[vulpineCrafter]

lolz

"Would you believe Chuck Norris with a BB Gun?"  

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Back when Santa was real, he forgot to give Chuck Norris a present.  

[vulpineCrafter]

umm... Sorry, I don't know any more chuck norris jokes. You can keep on telling them though.  

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris sneezed. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris took an entire bottle of NyQuil (sp?). He blinked.

Only Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.  

[vulpineCrafter]

LOLZ!! rofl

"i herd u liek mudkip. do u liek mudkip?"  

[KZN02]

Ah that Mudkip phenomenon. Why Mudkip and not some other cute Pokemon?  

[vulpineCrafter]

Well apparently, there was some person on youtube trying to have sex or something with a giant mudkip plushie and someone posted that phrase which then became popular for some strange reason. yeah.  

[KZN02]

That's disturbing.

I finished reading the Chobits series and found out Chi's original name was "Elda".

I heard there's some laser tag/interactive ride called "Ghost Blaster".  

[vulpineCrafter]

Yeah, it is pretty disturbing. Would it happen to be Nynrah? Lolz. I don't read Chobits. That reminds me of Slarti Bartfast (sp?) in Hitchhikers. There is a character in the myth series I read named Aahz and I discovered later that his full name is Aahzmandius. Anyway, yeah.

"...and I've never licked a spark plug,
and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
and I've never painted daisies on a big, red, rubber ball...
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
and I don't look good in leggings...
and I've NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FALL!!!"  

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Quote:

-Can you get me a napkin?
-I'm right over here. *is the furthest from the napkins*

 

[vulpineCrafter]

"Well, maybe you can pee in a bottle, and we can sell it as dragon piss!"
"But dragon piss doesn't do anything!"
"I know, but maybe they won't figure that out!"
blaugh  

[vulpineCrafter]

"Angels sang out
in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens
descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick
which could shatter bones,
into the crotch
of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground,
writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back
into Bruce Wayne.
but Chuck saw through
his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head
in between his thighs." biggrin Great song, by the way.  

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hydr0ph0en1x

"Angels sang out
in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens
descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick
which could shatter bones,
into the crotch
of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground,
writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back
into Bruce Wayne.
but Chuck saw through
his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head
in between his thighs." biggrin Great song, by the way.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.  

[vulpineCrafter]

Oh yeah.