Destroy a Wish

[raisedpassion]

hamster stops biting your fingers, starts biting your thumbs instead - biting them clean off. Dodos come to oppress you now that you don't have your opposable thumbs anymore.

I wish black's goldfish would act normal and swim horizontal rather than swimming forward while holding it's body straight up and down.  

[tha things]

It start acting normal but then it got so boring that you went crazy and shot it with a shotgun.

i wish im a famus drummer biggrin  

[RudevaldPL]

tha things

It start acting normal but then it got so boring that you went crazy and shot it with a shotgun.

i wish im a famus drummer biggrin

You becomecome bether than Dave Grohl buth .... BANANAZ !

I wish for Silver Space Rabbit from Outer Space !  

[bruised boy]

x - WoAiiNi

Dodos can't possibly be the dominate species because we humans have opposable thumbs!

I wish my hamster obeyed me and stopped biting my fingers. scream

[raisedpassion]

Quote:

I wish for Silver Space Rabbit from Outer Space !

you get it..... then it leaves. You didn't take a picture. You later get brain damage from an impact to the head, forgetting the whole thing ever happened in the first place.

Quote:

they rule the world..... then they all jump off a cliff while playing football with a melon, falling to their death.



i wish i didnt see what i saw today.  

[tha things]

you forget what you saw but then, when you walk into your bedroom you see some random dude are doing ur MOM!!
You get so sad you start to emo in a corner... emo

I wish to be able to fly biggrin  

[raisedpassion]

ok that first part is easy to destroy. My mom just died a few weeks ago so SURE.... rub SALT in the wound lol. -emo cries in the corner-

btw, yes she really did die, and no im not upset smile I just thought it funny as hell you bringing up someone doing my mom smile


your able to fly.... hmm.... i gotta get you a good one for that mom comment......

hmm......

You flap your arms and your body begins to lift off the ground. How excited you are as you begin to take off. You soar thru the clouds enjoying your flight, seeing a nudist beach below. You swoop down to go check out some naked hot chicks.... land to say hi - only to find its a GAY nudist colony as 90 males swarm around you, their dicks getting hard...... You start screaming for mommy as they overwhelm you.  

[Boundary Challenged]

LMSO. (Laugh My Shell Off. : P)
Your wish gets destroyed. -w-

I wish I could stay a snail FOREVER.  

[raisedpassion]

what wish? i didnt wish anything remember?  

[Boundary Challenged]

raisedpassion

what wish? i didnt wish anything remember?

Yes you did. D:<
I SAWED IT.  

[raisedpassion]

-angelic halo appears- "no i didnt." smile

you stay a snail forever...... along comes raisedpassion with a SALT BOTTLE smile smile smile

I wish I could find my salt bottle.  

[Boundary Challenged]

The snail threw it down a cliff. D:<
I wish for the remaining gold I need for my Dream Avi.  

[Silent Evil Fantasy]

all your gold is stolen by a noob... I wish for a guy who'll love me for me heart  

[CumInMyBum]

Granted but he loves you too much and you end up dumping him

I wish I could fly.

 

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

Granted, you are caught up in a Tornado causing you to become dizzy and wishing you were not flying.

I wish we would have a good time at Mum Fest.

But I do not embrace it