Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

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Itachi got embarresed and ran all the way to the ninja acadamy to change when  

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...he bumped into Sakura.

Now, this was inconvinient for Itachi because Sakura happened to be carrying Sasuke's dirty laundry to the laundry mat. Dropping it all, she was ready to kick Itachi's wet a**. mad  

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However, Itachi managed to scare her off by telling her that there is a nuclear bomb full of fan girls that heading right towards them. With the idea of her being replaced with Naruto and Gaara in pairings with Sasuke, she...  

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made Itachi help her with the laundry while keeping a visual eye on Sasuke.  

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But Saukra-chan's amzaing eyes did not count on a giant meteor falling from teh sky and crushing Sasuke and his laundry. She. . .  

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healed him with her medical powers and than moved the meteor onto Orochimaru.  

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Orochimaru wasn't harmed much considering the meteor was merely placed on top of him. He found the rarest mineral in the universe and used it to create a poison so horrible it could kill anyone. Just then he spilled it down te drain, losing all evidence of this amazing discovery.  

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NOOO!!!!!! HE SCREAMED than he...........  

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steped on a shovel and died  

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The deadly shovel's reign of terror would shortly end.
As Chouji steped on it; breaking it's delecate spine.  

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than sakura started practising medical jutsus on sasuke..  

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Sasuke rejected the jutsus and hissed.
Neji screamed, "IT'S THE EXORSIST!!"
Shino entered with a bible spraying Arrowhead water all of Sasuke.
"The power of Shino compells thee!" He yelled with passion.
To their surprise, it had no effect.  

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So then Gai dressed up as a cowboy  

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His pants tight leather and his hat bent brought joy to Lee's fancy.  

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Lee took Gai's hat and ran away to add it to his collection of things Gai had ever touched