Crix Madine Facts

[AFK Masturbating]

The deaths resulting from the Black Plague from the Dark Ages were actually people whom stood too close to a flatulent Crix Madine.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Crix Madine's urine can cure cancer and AIDs.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine can dodge blasters.  

[Darkened Angel]

There are 4 ranks of Jedi and Sith. Padawan/apprentice, Knight, and then Master. The 4th was left out because nobody can reach the rank of Crix Madine save for Crix Madine himself. It a rank reserved for only those who evolve beyond mere Force powers and can do anything with a simple roundhouse kick.  

[Sol Walker]

The Methane from Crix Madine's farts explodes with the force of a supernova when lit.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Said fact is how the sun-crusher's missiles were made; from Crix Madine farts.  

[NickCpointless]

Crix madine can kill us all for not posting new things about him for over a mounth  

[Alianna Naviri]

...and then bring us back to life so we've learned our lesson and will keep posting.  

[Missing00]

Crix Madine speaks of himself in the fifth person.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Crix Madine made Cale NOT kill me.
Wowww...  

[Nelowulf]

The last thing that goes through anyone's mind is Crix's foot.  

[PaulTheWolf5575]

Tarkin had two choices.

Use the Death Star on Alderran

or

Release Crix Madine upon it.

He chose the Death Star cause he said it was more humane...  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine invented the Bantha.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine can chug a 4 liters of Blue Milk without throwing up.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine can make the lightyear a unit of Time Measurement.