have you seen this? the stupidest list of goth stereotypes

[whore27]

yeah i've seen it there are a few others like it too...lol my mom was joking around at work one day and printed them all out and we had a little laugh when she got home...the sad thing is one of the lists had things on it that i actually do.....i think it's all stupid bs anyway ******** stereotypes evil  

[Love_da_Dead]

Hey slipknot_him_slut!...I think i was hangin out with ya when I first saw it and we were like going to the skate park!...lol...I remember it was either you or someone else who had the paper and we were all laughing about it...  

[An Angels Bloody Past]

-Frequently wears black clothing...so
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts...so -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish....so
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include...so
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos...so it tis my body...yuo are not the one who has to deal with it the rest of your life...
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)...I told my mother if she even looked at my CDs as though she was going to throw them away I would go live with my BF... -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. ...at least there not sluts like my sisters friends...
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. ...I am very active in sports...I swim, run track, in marching band...ride horses...if that is not active well then hell All the people in this world are goth for not getting up and moving...
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. ...I love vampire! ... oh yeah and *bows to satan...* I belivie in him...I just dont love him...
-Takes drugs. ...never!!!! Never!!!Never!!!!
-Drinks alcohol. ...never!!!! Never!!!Never!!!!
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. ...never!!!! Never!!!Never!!!!
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) ...never!!!! Never!!!Never!!!!
-Complains of boredom. ...when you move me to a old person place yeah...well that tends to happen...
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. ...so do sluts that stand on the strret corner...are they goth to?
-Is excessively awake during the night. ...read above...
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) ...dont dislike it...just hate looking like a lobster...thats all...
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. ...doesnt every teen?
-Spends large amounts of time alone. ...yeah so...again doesnt every teen?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) ...oh yes I keep them locked in my closet and at night of sometimes during the day I speak wih them...*runs up stairs and ask evil spirt...so how is your family?...*
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. ...you did it at this age too...not everyone likes there parents in there life...
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. ...I am one of the best behaived in school...
-Misbehaves at home. ...I am the best behaived at home... because I sit in my room and dont start any trouble...but I am behaived...
-Eats excessively or too little. ...I think that the food eating problem I have id because of the physical problems I have causing me to eat like abird or not eat at all...and I can bleam my mother for that bvecuase thats were I got it from...
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. ...no offen I hate that stuff...
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) ...it is better then the crapy food you cook...
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) ...I dont watch tv... I do watch DVD's The Crow...Queen of the damned...ect...
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. ...I play a snowborading game and that is it...I didnt know it was volient...my bad...
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. ...do not...I am only on it...16 hours a day... ninja
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. ...*Headbangs*
-Dances to music in a provocative manner. ...Didnt know DDR was provocative...whats this world coming to?
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. ...I am stright all the way...and there is nothing... I mean nothing wrong withs gays... I think it is rather cute...
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. ...I am a wicca by birth...and last time I checked the wicca was a GOOD witch...
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth... I want a sticker/pin...
-Claims to be a goth...I am  

[Ming Chen]

witchangel1

Only idiots could have made this stuff up.

agreed. oh, and exactly 17 of the things they listed applyed to me, and from what I read in this forum, I'm not exactly nearly as old as most of the other people in this guild. That list was by far one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. Do you know where to find the original source of that flyer? I want to print it out and show some friends. HAHAH! It's hilarious...(Buddism is a Cult? Never knew...)And I have some Hindu friends. They'd probably get pissed though...  

[Dirzdra]

^^ I printed this out and showed it to my mom and than my dad when I saw him. Right. My mom was like, ooookkkkkaaaayyyyyy.... What about Boo Berry? Anyways, I said I figured I'd tell dad I'm going to become a tattoo artist when I show this to him because he would definately point it out. He's always saying how piercings and tattoos are mutilating the body and against God.... My dad's Christain and my mom... I don't know... agnostic like me, maybe.... Well, so, she told me the next time he said that to tell him that circumcisions are mutilating the body, too. So, I'm like, okay, that's more of Jewish, but, whatever....

So, I show it to my dad, and even he disagreed with much of it. Anyways, so, just like I thought, he brought up the whole tattoos and piercing things like I thought. We got in an arugment about it for who knows how long, just going back and forth, taking direct hits from the other. When I finally got fed up, I told him what my mom said to say and his jaw just dropped. We didn't talk to eachother until dinner.

I feel kinda bad now (note I said kinda), but I get so pissed off of him always thinking his right and everyone else is wrong.  

[prettycaca]

Okay. They're slightly hypocrytical.... don't they say drinking blood is bad... what about like communion... I'm confused......Besides, some christan realigons have to do with self mutilation... actually alot do. and how do they know we don't request silence so we can pray...? My father's a priest and he isn't this stupid. He wears more black then me!!  

[iconstonedragon]

Im a christian...... AND THIS IS TOTAL CRAP!!!! just becuase your goth doesnt mean your a satanist!! People shouldnt asume this crap!!! If Buda is dangerous, than why are my freinds alive!?!  

[Corpse_Bride_131]

whoever says wicca is dangerous or we has a monkey up their a**.  

[see weed mermaid]

That whole thing seems like it was meant to be stupid xP  

[Nazo no Kanjojin]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a Goth".
-Claims to be a goth.


Well, I'm going to hell. About that "provocative dance" s**t? Doesn't hip hop condone that stuff? But do you hear self-righteous priests bitching about that? NO! This is why I stopped being a christian.  

[Bloodgasm]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
And so do priests
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
What if it happens to be a christian band?
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
Lots of people wear black makeup
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Egyption ankhs are satan? Maybee pegan, but not satan
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
Many christian, and bible events involve self mutalation
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Excuse me? Manson has never claimed to be the anti-christ, and if he did,
he wasent being serious. Hes a ******** atheist...
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Whatever
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Lots of people don't do sports. Bible, church, and prayer are things that
even christians/catholics don't do freqrently.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
vampires, death, magi, and the occult = satan? I learn new stuff
everyday.
-Takes drugs.
Drugs are bad but a lot of people do them, I don't.
-Drinks alcohol.
Are you serious alcohol= drug, repeat question more?
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Arn't almost all teens?
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
See tattos and peircings, and cutting dosent = satan, it = pain relief.
-Complains of boredom.
Who dosn't? If you don't your a weirdo
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I'm sure you hit snooze every once and a while.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
So? I work better during the night
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I don't like being burnt and getting skin cancer, sorry.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
I don't like people watch while I use the bathroom, sorry.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Don't see how this matters?
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
evil spirits my a**.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Yeah so we can smoke pot(jking), man how dumb can you get.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
I don't need somone telling me what to do. I'm old enough to take care of
most of my needs anyway.
-Misbehaves at school.
Yeah, but our school has shitty rules you cant help but breaking.
-Misbehaves at home.
No, my rules are I can do whatever I want.
-Eats excessively or too little.
How does this = satan? Sometimes when I'm hungry I can eat non stop,
some days I Eat one thing and feel bloated, got a problem?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
My sister eats that. Hes not even a real vampire. Sesame street must
be evil than.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Who dosn't drink their own blood?
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
May watch, b***h I watch whatever I want.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
There are a lot of rpgs that are bible-riffic. Don't see how playing diablo 2
= satanism, your killing the devil...
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
You got me. I'm on the porn machine a lot.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
*bangs head up and down*
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
I don't dance..
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
I'm not homosexual..
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
More than half of those arn't cults, or dangerous. Plus I'm christian.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
Don't wear those.
-Claims to be a goth.
I do. I do. Like the one guy said, Isn't it funny that a subculture named
after archtecture used in catholic churches is steriotyped to be satan
whorshipers?


Excuse my spelling difficulties.  

[Lord Blade Icestorm]

Jeez some of this stuff applies to me but most of it is total crap. For instance the provactative dance, I DONT DANCE twisted
I may be a Wicca but religions such as Wicca and Budda are NOT cults. I was raised to have an open mind about everything, I became a goth because of my mom. She is more gothic than I am. I was born and raised a Wicca and if these people have a problem with it then they can die a bloody horrible death.  

[Illuminee]

D=
Buddhism?

My mother is a Buddhist.
Idiots.

 

[Henneth Annun]

WTF!!?? some is kinda true but the rest is just ignorant and hilarious!! who the hell thought of putting in the GOTHIC RELATED FOODS???? according to that...almost everyone is goth!! who doesn't play video games sometimes or spend time alone?? according to that...they should burn me because i wear "T shirts with band logos and wears black" and alot of that other stuff. alot of that is normal behavior, like people before me said.

"well i'm going to go cut myself now on that giant pentagram i drew on the driveway for the virgin sacrafices and chastisement rituals"
SEE YA IN HELL!!!!!!!

thats what they expect me to ******** stereotypes  

[Henneth Annun]

"according to that LIST...almost everyone is goth!!"

sorry, forgot a word