Welcome to Gaia! ::

Galactic Empire: The Official Star Wars Guild

Back to Guilds

The Official Star Wars guild since it's creation nearly 8 years ago. Join the Empire, be part of the legacy. 

Tags: Star Wars, Official, Jedi, Sith, Empire 

Reply The Outer Rim
Lines You'll Never Hear Goto Page: [] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 10 11 12 13 14 15 ... 137 138 139 140 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

JoisewantstoPlay!

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 7:36 pm
Well hello Padame..Why don't you come lie down beneath my cloak? Nevermind the streamers..
-The Emperor  
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 5:45 pm
Han, you can cut the crap! I know all about those whores on Coruscant! -Leia

S***! CHEWIE, RUN!!!!! - Han *Runs*

FEEL THE POWER OF MY WRATH!!!! -Leia, *Runs after him, blasting the bejezus out of the floor by missing him.*  

Mademoiselle Kit

Questionable Genius


FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:53 pm
My gold bikini is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours.

-Leia  
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 6:56 pm
Captain! We're crashing into the Death Star! What shall we do?


Bring me my bubble bath.


But sir! Your bath water isn't even warm yet!


No matter, bring me my duckie as well!

-Crew of the executor  

Nelowulf
Vice Captain

Codger

6,200 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Forum Sophomore 300
  • Person of Interest 200

Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:05 pm
-aw man, I just know it, Im gonna get vaped. its the way it always is when we board these things.

-aw, cheer up DH-0786. you know what they say:
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
whistle
Always look on the light side of life.
whistle

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
whistle
Always look on the right side of life,
whistle

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
whistle
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
whistle

Life's a piece of s**t,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

_the first two troopers to bite it boarding the Tantive IV  
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:21 pm
( when Luke and Vader are lightsaber dueling )

Now Luke, FINISH HIM! - Obi Wan

( when Luke finishes him )

Skywalker wins! FATALITY! - Palpatine  

Darkened Angel
Vice Captain


Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 10:29 pm
xd
Yeah...I thought about it and stuff...and yeah Im just gonna stay here and train. The guys won't need my help. its not like Han's gonna get caught or the Falcon's gonna malfunction on them.
-Luke to Yoda on dagobah  
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 11:28 pm
This armor suit doesn't match my purse... - Any stormtrooper  

Darkened Angel
Vice Captain


Nelowulf
Vice Captain

Codger

6,200 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Forum Sophomore 300
  • Person of Interest 200
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 5:51 pm
You know, I'm really not a god... The levitation was all just a trick.

-C3P0 to ewoks.  
PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 7:02 pm
Threepio, you stole my JetPack!!!

-Artoo Detoo  

FrozenPhoenix32


Darkened Angel
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 8:19 pm
Hubba hubba! That fembot makes my motor oily. - R2  
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:05 pm
"You know, Uncle Owen, I did some soul searching. I'm a whiny and annoying kid. I don't know where i want to go with my life. I wanted excitement and danger, but realized what i really wanted was a stable lifestyle. You know, the same thing, day after day, day in, day out. Cleaning droids and... and working on moisture vaporators. Uncle Owen, I wanna work with you on the farm. I want to take over the family farm, too. I'll make you proud, uncle Owen. I promise! No more messing at Toshi station, or sneaking out to Mos Eisley. I'll do nothing but work, work, work!"

-Luke, to Uncle Owen's at the dinner table  

Nospai Deathous


Mademoiselle Kit

Questionable Genius

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:40 pm
Awwww....f***! I'm so old I need depends...

-Palpatine  
PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:21 am
"ive analised there attack and there is a danger shale i have your ship standing by"

"yes lets get the ******** out of here"Tarkin  

NickCpointless


NickCpointless

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 8:34 am
*newsman* today the new pope anounced the changes that he would make they are and i quote "every single jedi is now an enemy of the cathlic church"
[img][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/nickpointless/1115078165833.jpg[/img][/IMG]  
Reply
The Outer Rim

Goto Page: [] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 10 11 12 13 14 15 ... 137 138 139 140 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum