Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[Breyer]

The food is fast, meaning that the grease and oil dribble off of your plate when you're not looking.

What does an average person look like?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

A person that looks better than most of us(joking).




Are the aliens going to delete our accounts?  

[Sailor moon girl]

No but they are going to delete us.

Why can't animals talk?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Because they don't want us to here what there barking, if we did we'd have collars to cencer them.



Why can't we have ice cream for every meal?  

[Golden eagle6]

because the world will get taken over by monkeys!


Why dosn't glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle??  

[Aurora Sing]

Whoa~~~ Good Question. The inside of the glue bottle is teflon coated.


Why do migraines hurt so bad?  

[Fiery Snow]

Because a migrain's lives to make your day worse then it already is.

Why do arsonists commit arson?  

[crazywittlegirl]

Yeah they commit it to an asylum.

Do dogs like eating homework?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

They do but prefer algebra.


Why can't the admins give everyone in this guild 100k?  

[BansheeinHades]

Because they have pet rocks to take care of.

Why can't wheels be square and slippery?  

[Seron Adrix]

Cause they would poke out my eye.

How was Gaia made?  

[BansheeinHades]

When Seron Adrix said 'Let there be light'.

When you were young, did you ever eat your dad's watch?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Only on Tuesdays.


Do you use glue as hairgel?  

[needful_sin]

only in emergencies


Why do people always cry at weddings?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Either because they rmember the bliss of single life, or because they are sad for the one giving it up.

Why is it raining so much?