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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:24 am
The food is fast, meaning that the grease and oil dribble off of your plate when you're not looking.
What does an average person look like?
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:37 am
A person that looks better than most of us(joking).
Are the aliens going to delete our accounts?
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:18 pm
No but they are going to delete us.
Why can't animals talk?
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:05 pm
Because they don't want us to here what there barking, if we did we'd have collars to cencer them.
Why can't we have ice cream for every meal?
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:23 pm
because the world will get taken over by monkeys!
Why dosn't glue stick to the inside of the glue bottle??
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:23 pm
Whoa~~~ Good Question. The inside of the glue bottle is teflon coated.
Why do migraines hurt so bad?
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:08 pm
Because a migrain's lives to make your day worse then it already is.
Why do arsonists commit arson?
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:19 pm
Yeah they commit it to an asylum.
Do dogs like eating homework?
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:35 pm
They do but prefer algebra.
Why can't the admins give everyone in this guild 100k?
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:59 pm
Because they have pet rocks to take care of.
Why can't wheels be square and slippery?
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:05 pm
Cause they would poke out my eye.
How was Gaia made?
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:30 pm
When Seron Adrix said 'Let there be light'.
When you were young, did you ever eat your dad's watch?
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:44 pm
Only on Tuesdays.
Do you use glue as hairgel?
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:19 am
only in emergencies
Why do people always cry at weddings?
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:50 pm
Either because they rmember the bliss of single life, or because they are sad for the one giving it up.
Why is it raining so much?
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