Useless Superpowers II

[Algieba]

has the incredible ability to turn the TV on and off by moving just one finger  

[klausolas]

KLAUSOLAS NOW WITH SUPER KUNG FU GRIP.  

[flomo]

has all of the fantastic four's power in one. they can turn all powers on and off as well.  

[klausolas]

The incredible power to change the color of her skin to purple.  

[Peggysan]

the ability to take out splinters without tweezers.

 

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

THE ABILITY TO EAT SUSHI WITH CHOPSTICKS  

[klausolas]

The ability to do exactly one yo yo trick. Tremble in fear.  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

The ability to type!
She's going to take over the world! eek  

[CnnmnSpider]

THE ABILITY TO CONVERSE WITH FISH!

Take that, Aquaman!

 

[Misconstrudel]

The ability to laugh at danger... then die.  

[klausolas]

The amazing power to do one push up. Beware my power.  

[wonder_blue_or_KT]

the amazing power to cover herself in shade!  

[klausolas]

The power to find the television remote. If only this power could be used for good.  

[Sincerely Ophelia]

THE AMAZING POWER TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF EVERY PERSON SHE EVER MET  

[klausolas]

The ability to have total recall of a single trivial moment.