Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Missing00]

To correct DA by saying it was a crest that changes colors and not one that glows.  

[Darkened Angel]

To gasp in horror as missing nin itachi dared to correct DA, fearing her huggable kitties of pure evil.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To suddenly decide to stop wasting money on comics, as they can't be collectors items anyway, now that they produce so many for suckers to buy up, thinking they'll be collector's items.  

[Darkened Angel]

To figure out how to set the VCR.  

[Nelowulf]

To kill that insolent b*****d of a cow. (moo?)  

[Nospai Deathous]

to make an entire series of death stars- in 6 designer colors.  

[Darkened Angel]

To get sued for discriminating against Ewoks and Jawas because they won't hire them as storm troopers since they don't make armor in their sizes.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To make money from the debate by selling signs featuring the slogan, "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"  

[Uber_Bunny]

To spit-shine evey peice of the Second Death star....Before it blew up and after.  

[Nelowulf]

To put an AT-AT on hydrolics, trick it out with NOS, and have underglow and body kits installed.  

[Kai Hyugiha]

Palpatines ultimate goal. To rule the galaxy in order to find a plastic surgeon who can fix his face.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To track down the plastic surgeon who messed up his face before and sue him for malpractice.  

[Missing00]

To find the philosipher's stone and return Vader to his normal body.  

[Darkened Angel]

To end up in a series of wild goose chases while searching for the philosopher's stone and making names for themselves as they do random crap for various towns that they just so happen to arrive in at the right time.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To lose the chance at getting the philosopher's stone when they look in the mirror and wish to use it, not find it.