The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, only because everyone else sucks horribly. I wish I knew why people think that just because I'm from Japan I have incredible martial arts skills.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but now you can't know anything else.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Meh heh heh... granted, but now you have to do my job and you don't get payed. I wish I could walk on water.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but now, when you walk on land, you always fall into holes.

I wish I had all the anime DVD boxes  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but now you don't have the DVDs. I wish I had a wish that couldn't be twisted.  

[jagged1]

granted. unfortuntely, you just wasted it. i wish i had a better computer.  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted. You stole mine. The dogs are now hunting you down and I will deal with you personally in much the same way I dealt with the people who had my Blue Eyes White Dragon cards. I wish Luna would stop sing ''Give Me all Your Venom'' as it is driving me mad.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but now she's singing another song that pisses you off even more.

I wish my life wasn't ruined  

[Key_of_Ra]

Granted but now it's so happy it's driving you mad.

I wish that at the end of the Cerimonial battle it was me who was dueling so I could Crush him with my "Final Countdown" Deck! stressed  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but now you spew all that bull about friendship and the heart of the cards and anceint Egypt more than Yugi. Speaking of which, I wish I had the powers he says I had.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do with them.

I wish that I had internet again.  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but you stole mine. One man in a turban has been sent to dispatch you and return my internet to me.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Er, well, since you didn't make your wish, I'll make mine.

I wish my computer wasn't so crappy and slow  

[Fyerluna]

O_O Seto... you broke your own rules!

Seto: I... oh no... *implodes*

Hell... I'll go and clone a new one. Anyway, granted, but it is the eleventy billionth time someone's made that wish and I'm so tired of it I'm going to edit the first post.
I wish Seto hadn't imploded.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Imploded? What's imploded? eek