Star Wars: One Line at a Time

[MaliciousFog]

Luke: "What a piece of junk!"
Han: "She'll make .5 past lightpspeed. She might not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. But we're a little rushed so if you'll just get onboard, we'll get out of here."  

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3po: "Hello sir."

Stormtrooper: "Which way?"
*Alien Language*
Stormtrooper: "All right men, load your weapons."  

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Stormtrooper: "Stop that ship! Blast 'em!"

Han: "Chewie get us out of here!"
3PO: "Oh my, I'd forgotten how much i hate space travel."
Grrrrrr!  

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Han: "Looks like an Imperial Cruiser. Our passengers must be hotter than i thought. Try and hold 'em off. Angle the deflector shield while i make the calculations for the jump into lightspeed. Stay sharp. There's 2 more of them coming in. They're gonna try and cut us off."  

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Luke: "Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast."
Han: "Watch you mouth kid or you're gonna find yourself floatin' home."  

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Han: "We'll be safe enough when we make the jump into Hyperspace. In fact, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose 'em. Here's where the fun begins."  

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Obi-Wan: "How long before you can make the jump to lightspeed?"
Han: "It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the Navicomputer."
Luke: "Are you kidding? At the rate they're gaining."  

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Han: "Try through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy. Without precise calculations we'd fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that would end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"  

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Luke: "What's that flashing?"
Han: "We're losing the deflector shield. Go strap yourselves in. I'm gonna make the jump to lightspeed."  

[Padme18]

In the back of the ship

Han: Well, you can forget those Imperail slugs I told you I'd out run them...Don't everyone thank me at once.

Chewie: Rawr!

C3PO: It was a fair move, screaming about it won't help.

Han: Let him have it, it's not wise to upset a wookie.

C3PO: But sir no one worries about upsetting a droid

Han: That's because droids don't pull poeple's arms out of their sockets when they loose, wookies are known to do that.

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy R2, let the wookie win.  

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Padme18

In the back of the ship

Han: Well, you can forget those Imperail slugs I told you I'd out run them...Don't everyone thank me at once.

Chewie: Rawr!

C3PO: It was a fair move, screaming about it won't help.

Han: Let him have it, it's not wise to upset a wookie.

C3PO: But sir no one worries about upsetting a droid

Han: That's because droids don't pull poeple's arms out of their sockets when they loose, wookies are known to do that.

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy R2, let the wookie win.

I think the destruction of Alderaan comes before this scene.  

[Padme18]

((Your right it does, I forgot. I just watched ANH and realized it sorry redface ))

Leia: Govener Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vaser's leash. I reconized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life.

Leia: I'm surprised you took the responsibility yourself.  

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Tarkin: "Princess Leia, before your execution, i would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now."  

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Leia: "The more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers."  

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Tarkin: "Not after we demostrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of planet that will be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station on your home planet of Alderaan."