Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[screwed pixie]

was hatched from an egg.  

[Henneth Annun]

^ Was a former SS officer  

[Free the immortal]

was handed purple flowers but did not realize they were dipped in liquid nitrogen.  

[Beatngufan]

^ took a ferret as his prom date

 

[screwed pixie]

^ wanted to be an Obama girl.  

[Snows Wyntre]

^Looked at a naked jock... See what happened to her eyes?  

[Free the immortal]

had terrible dandrif so its falling  

[screwed pixie]

is dating a green rabbit.  

[Beatngufan]

^ joined the " i'm dating a green rabbit" club  

[Free the immortal]

is likeing the bat in her hair.  

[OverlordMMM]

....wishes he could date a green rabbit......  

[screwed pixie]

^ hugged a green rabbit till it turned blue.............  

[Beatngufan]

^ poured rabbit pherimone on her, and Grunny " claimed" her  

[screwed pixie]

^ has been asking me how to join the "I'm dating the green rabbit club".  

[Beatngufan]

^ is been hounding me to join the " I see fat people" club.